- "Some nerve, telling us how to run the plant, he doesn't even have hair."
I'm the author of _Thinking Spreadsheet_ and _Your Religion Is False_, available from fine online booksellers everywhere.
- "The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people." — George Bernard Shaw
"The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas." — Linus Pauling
"Just because something is funny doesn’t mean it isn’t serious." — Jon Gnarr