I'm hard at work on my own memo. Soon. Real soon now.

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Dwayne Johnson represents a credible independent bid for president at a time when the majority of the American electorate may be ready for one.

We Never Shut Down.

(just saying)

We value immigrants from all countries and don't think any of them are holes of any kind.

Except, perhaps, donut holes. We like those.

The Miracle on the Hudson...

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Who do you trust more to keep an airplane safe?

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Seriously, we don't even know HOW to golf.

We remain Net Neutral.

Just making it clear, neither of us are "ghost-acting" for Russian movies.

Saying "I don't have kids, I don't plan to have kids, so I don't want to pay for education" is like saying, "I'm not sick, I don't plan to be sick, so I don't want to pay for vaccines."

This post was written by our lawyer.

Yeah, nobody believes that, either.

TIME told us that we're PROBABLY going to be people of the year, but they wanted a part in our next movie, so we... said FOR SURE! We're IN!

In May, a Public Policy Polling poll looking at a hypothetical election had Johnson at 42% support over Trump's 37%.

The right to protest peacefully is exactly the point.

Not that we particularly want Alex Jones on our side, but still...…/alex-jones-says-he-could-s…

It is an alarming sign for the president that Jones, who accurately sensed it would be smart to board the Trump Train, senses now that the time to get off could be approaching.

Tom has significant business experience, yet he wasn't asked to be on President Trump's business council.

We're a little upset about this, because he would like to resign.

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