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- "If it don't kill, it only makes you stronger"
And here's one from mi madre..."God wouldn't put you through anything he knew you couldn't get through!"
"Well now we know who swallows" Lol Thanks Becky
"Plug it in, Plug it in" (picture not included) O if you only knew!! Thanks Carrie!!
"Why is it like my freezer cold outside!!" We love you Chris!
"When cows laugh, does milk come out their noses?" Thank you town of North Vernon
"Everytime i laugh it feels like i'm going into labor!" Me after a delusional 15 hours of practice
"I can't wait to go home and lather myself in Icyhot. In fact i think I will just squirt it on the bathroom floor and roll around in it!!" I love you Sam
"Whose Mr. Lubie?" Lol anyone?
"Carrie, your face is in my crotch." O the things that happen in the dark Lol
"I could've just grabbed up and snatched out her baby maker!" Lol
"It smells like butt and chlorine in here!" Lol oh Amelia's mommy
"Your my bed partner for life!" Lol
"Are we going off the road? O wait, its just my eyes!" Marin
"I'm sorry were so cute that we have to document it!" Kit
"If your lovers not made of rubber...you should be wearing one!!" Thank you Trojan commercial
"It's like sticking a marshmallow in a parking meter!" Luv luv Hannah
"Can you forget how to kiss?"
"I party like a rock star and i fuck like a porn star!" Hmm wonder who this could be!!! Lol
"Its hot as fuck in here"...."How hot is Fuck" Lol
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Others Named Kaleigh Nelson
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