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Lauren Macdonald
· October 6, 2017
The rise of the blood burger
If there was a lesser rating than 1 star I would of gave it less! We were greeted by a waitress who's attitude could be smelt from the other side of Tenerife. She was mis...erable and not very polite. We ordered the monkey grill burger and when it arrived at our table it appeared to be in a puddle of blood and the meat still had a pulse. As the burger was cut in half blood poured out of it. We showed the waitress and she acted like it was our fault and got us another although both burgers were raw. The blood in the burger put us off even eating the other one and when the bill was handed to us they had still charged us for 1 burger and drinks although neither of the burgers had been eaten. After this my partner fell terribly ill and was in bed for the whole of the next day and night. I would advise if you like living not to eat here as you will get food poisoning and may die. See More
Joanne Ward
· September 23, 2017
Me and my family walked past monkey beach on the 16th Sept at 11.45 pm, because I am nosey and wanted to go, me and my 26 yr old son was looking thru the fence, as I was walking away my son fell onto... the fence and it gave way and because I was near him he dragged me onto the fence, my 21 yr old son tried to save us, but we fell about 6 ft which I thought would have been 30 ft to the ground but luckily the roof of the bar saved us, as all the bar staff, bouncers came running to help, I had to sit on the grass to compose myself as I thought I nearly died, then the bouncers started beating my son I was screaming trying to get to him telling them to leave him alone but they knocked him unconscious to the ground at this point my husband ran back and did a superman jump on 3 bouncers who quickly took him to the ground and choking him, I really didn't know who to save, then as I got to my son another bouncer ran 9 feet to kick my husband in the face as all the other 3 bouncers were holding him, now I'm not a preacher but omg how can this happen to a family just going out for a nice meal and a few drinks, this has totally devastated me and my family as we are not trouble causes and would walk away rather than fight, please steer away from this place because if you seen the photos of my son and husband, they are bullies and prey on people as we found out after speaking to other nightclub goers, they take them to the beach and beat them if they misbehave now this place needs closing down. See More
Adi Greenberg
· October 9, 2017
I come from tel aviv, one of the most best places to party in the world, and im 16 years in the night-life so to compere this party to our club's was like i went to the local drugstore to dance.. The ...music was like the dj still lives in 2013 going down to the 90's.. No todays hits..
And to pay 18€ to enter this shit was not nice.
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Bradley Smith
· September 7, 2017
Well what can i say! We got told to go here as part of our all inclusive deal and the drinks would be included in our deal. We looked at the leaflet which had different themes on every night so went w...hen live bands were on. A shuttle bus comes to take you there and picks u up later on! Great yeah? No! We got there and a barmaid took us to where we have to be as we were from the gran oasis hotel and there was one alcoholic drink available which was beer. My wife didn't much like the beer and they said the only other option is coke or sprite. So I decided to go to the bar and order a cocktail for my wife. Cocktails were in fact brilliant and when I tried to take it to my wife I got shouted at and escorted back to the bar where I was told if I want it in a glass I must sit by the bar apparently it's due to the part we got sat down at is to close to the beach!!! Now.... The actual bar to order cocktails is only about 10 feet away from where we were but apparently that makes all the difference. The barmaid that shouted at me was then a complete strop all day and was even having a go at other staff as Well! Atmosphere! Shot! Now let's talk about the entertainment! There was none!!!! Dispite the shuttle bus to take u there for the day! Another point when u go nobody tells u it's a beach place so we went with no towels or lotion thinking it's a club and we would be drinking and enjoying music. Which we did very little drinking and the music was not there until night time. Let's talk about food! When the say food is all inclusive as well u would expect more than a burger and a pizza. People were actually taking one bite of the burger and throwing it in the bin. Pizza was fine , I mean u can't really go wrong with that. Now if your a veggie like my wife then u get to have a dried roll with a leaf in it and a tiny bit of a tomato. Don't waste your days holiday coming here it's really not worth it! See More
Amanda Mclaren
· September 21, 2017
Me and my partner had lunch there was really nice have been before so had towels etc,I really enjoyed it's nice and cool in there to get a break from sun,good was ok and drinks especially cocktails lo...vely!! Only thing I would say is a little bit expensive other than that enjoyed it and staff lovely and polite xx See More
Okoya Skinner
· November 26, 2017
Nice place, with a nice view, and the drinks were nice too, I'd recommend this spot to tourist who want relax, enjoy the breeze, and look out while the sunsets �
Pieter Balk
· August 23, 2017
Nice location at the beach with an excellent, friendly staff. The food was OK especially considering the prices I had expected more, quality wise. Not bad but not special either. You can get better fo...r less but not at such a beautiful spot at the beach. See More
Allan Aird
· July 20, 2017
6 workers having a day out, thought we'd try it because people said it was good! Got sat down just for drinks, waitress passed and try to call for order, 25minutes still no one to take drinks order, w...asint busy and they were still trying bring people in so we got up and left! Terrible service and never again!! See More
Fa Lorenzo
· July 22, 2017
My girlfriends and I had a blast such an amazing place :) great club with awesome parties, great dj playing wonderful music all night long :) must go location when you're visiting Tenerife during holiday
Jelenica Milić
· August 15, 2017
I had so much fun, everything was perfect, and I have to say that barman Alvaro was simply the best!
I definitely recommend this place! ���
Paul Antony Goodier
· September 24, 2017
Top food, top cocktails & top tunes.
Defiantly will come back next time in Tenerife
Gary Jackson
· October 3, 2017
The service was very poor, felt like I was interrupting something, but fantastic place to watch the sunset.
Ema Brunton
· September 16, 2017
Cocktails are out of this world and the staff are lovely. Looking forward to Burning Man 2 tomorrow! �
Gerry O'Mara
· August 11, 2017
9 years since our last visit, too long. Best night ever, Salsa & cocktails! Love it
Aga Veronica Jalapeno
· August 23, 2017
Beautiful. Great drinks. Good staff. Amazing place to have a rest.
Mark Ellison
· August 3, 2017
Setting great and food was lovely but the staff were completely miserable.
Paul Metcalfe
· September 9, 2017
brilliant place just to go and chill.great service freidly atmosphere
Graeme Roberts
· August 29, 2017
Great view ov the beach, nice pleasant staff, cool breeze from the sea
Garry Penn
· August 29, 2017
Not to missed if you're visiting the island ����
Saša Domazet
· July 27, 2017
Nice beach club for afternoon chill with mojito....
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Estos días estamos en Fitur presentando nuestra oferta de ocio y lo bien que nos lo pasamos en nuestras fiestas ¿Ganas de Monkey Beach?

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★ ¿AÚN NO TIENES EL REGALO DE REYES? ★

¡¡Mándanos un privado y te ayudamos!!

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¡¡ Felices fiestas a todos !! Un abrazo y nos vemos en 2018 amig@s.

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¡MÁNDANOS UN PRIVADO SI TE INTERESA!

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¿Sabes que en noviembre celebramos las Jornadas Gastronómicas de Monkey?

Son todos los viernes y vienen los mejores chefs a cocinar para nosotros, todos de restaurantes con Estrella Michelin.

Si te apetece un plan diferente, sorprender a tu pareja.. ¡¡esta es la ocasión perfecta!!

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No dudes en llamarnos al 608 595 491 que te lo contamos todo. Y mientras te dejamos algunas fotos del menú del pasado viernes para que se te haga la boca agua...

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Do you know that in November we celebrate monkey's gastronomic days? It's every Friday and the best chefs are coming to cook for us, all of Michelin star restaurants. If you want a different plan, surprise your partner.. this is the perfect occasion!! Don't hesitate to call us at 608 595 491 we tell you everything. And while we leave you some pictures of the menu last Friday to make your mouth water...
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GRACIAS por un verano de 10, por 10 maravillosos años acompañándonos en nuestras fiestas, bailando y disfrutando.

Gracias a todas las personas que forman parte del maravilloso equipo de #monkeybeachclub.

¡¡Nos vemos en 2018 con un Monkey más grande y renovado!! #newmonkeyiscoming

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El cierre!!!!

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