The Morris NorthstarSchool in Morris, Minnesota
A yearly subscripti
on to the Northstar is the ultimate Christmas gift for the feminists in your life. They'll love it! I gave one to my cousin this year and she was so pleased that she couldn't come u...p with words to say, although her face did turn beet red, which I can only take to mean that it was an incredibly exhilarati ng gift! After reading the Northstar, I can say that I will never read a different UMM student publicatio n again!
Lexi Ginja-Ninja Reins
"Satire" that isn't funny (if you need to put a warning out saying it's satire, then you're doing it wrong). Sexist, racist, and otherwise offensive content that make it fit the stereo...type of a stuffy, hateful conservati ve. You're allowed to have opinions, of course, and I don't hate them specifical ly for those opinions - I hate them because they drag other people down, slander them, and exploit security videos/ pictures even thought things had been settled in court. They're immature and attention- seeking, especially when someone points out why he or she dislikes them, using their lame "satire" and the fact that very few people like them as crutches.
A voice of reason in the People's Democratic
Republic of Morris. Writer's and editors are giving diversity to the campus. Shocking stories pointing out hypocrisy in the world published in west-centr al... Minnesota.
Sorry about the delay in getting The NorthStar finished. The computers crashed about a week and a half ago so the paper has been put on hold until we get new computers. Sorry for the inconvenience!
Matt Kingland, Publisher