- Concessions Operator at the pool.June 2008 to August 2008 Paxton, IllinoisI basically watch the food and give it to people for money. And clean the tables with the hose. Spray the obnoxious kids with the hose. Make cheese for the nachos and pretzels and also make pretzels.
- When adventuring the night before college starts never go to Lisk Cemetery, Buckley Cemetery, or the Ludlow Co-op, the things.....the chicks.....august 22 forever
The name's Nick, some people call me Hershey, and I am a smart ass . I am a freshmen in college. I am a back-up Trumpeter that plays TAPS at Veterans funerals. I enjoy being a smart ass, that's how I roll. Don't piss me off, I am not afraid to make a scene, especially if you do it on purpose. I have cool/funny friends. I like to have a good time. I'm a laid back guy. I'm easy to get along with. I'm joing the United States Air Force after I graduate. If ya got any questions just ask.
- This is epic! - My Mom
Vintage! - Ben Mehlan
Fuck running, I lift. - Nolan Lee
Judge Judy: What is Rocket Science?
Girl on Judge Judy: Rocket Science is when Scientists find things out about space...I think...
"Wanna pretend we are Republicans and have gay bathroom sex." - David Letterman
"There were supposed to be 4000 people at the airport...and now they're all going home." - Shawn Johnson
"Of course we knew one would win and one would be second." - Shawn Johnson
"I don't know if you noticed but on the Olympics, those Chinese girls...they had pacifiers." - David Letterman talking to Shawn Johnson on Aug. 25, 2008
"Mershon you're a bitch." - Ian Lee at band camp '08.
"We had a shit ton last year." - My sister.
"The Dixie Chicks...Bitch." - Some Black Guy from the movie Drillbit Taylor
"We start by not thinking so much anymore about what you have lost, you must think about what you have left . . . and what you can do with it." - Hampar Kelikian
"You can kill a n*gga with a two piece, ain't that a bitch!" - Katt Williams
"HaHaHa..I'm so glad I took a shit today!" - Will S. When Steve Mowrer broke the pipe in the storage room at the high school on 3-11-08.
"King Kong ain't got shit on me!" - Denzel Washington from the movie Training Day.
"OH MY GOD!!!! double kill with sword i bet no 1 has done that before!!! i have such an erection rite now" - Casey Wooten while playin halo 3
"1 Tequila, 2 tequila, stipper!" - Zach Fessler at the last pep band of 07-08.
"To make people think that they have tusks." - David Letterman responding to Jack Hanna's statement.
"Fuck that son." - Dave Chappelle
"I can't draw, I draw like a 3 year old retarded ape." - Sam Davis in Harrison's math class one day.
"I have no fucking clue." - Mike Sagen
"What color were your eyes last night?" - Lauren Iverson
"How the fuck do I know, I wasn't looking at them!" - Zach Fessler
"And when he gets to Heaven,
to Saint Peter he will tell: One more soldier reporting sir - I've served my time in hell."
"This is the Williamson Farm which Jackass would you like to talk to." - Me
"But you know...happiness can be found even in the darkest of times...if one only remembers to turn on the light." - Michael Gambon
"For in dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our own. Let them swim in the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud." - Michael Gambon
"God Bless America." - My Grandpa
"Your mom." - Mike Sagen
"Yer killin' me Iverson!" - Zach Fessler
"I don't wanna taste the rainbow." - Me
"OMG!" - Nick Brehm
"Oh my god a first down, that's almost as good as a touchdown!" - Nick Brehm
"Cody Long: Hey why don't you stop taking birth control because no one is going to touch you with a ten-foot pole." - At the Band Concert
"Go mack on them hoes" - Tom Pacey at lunch one day.
"Look paraplegic at the door." - Mouse during US History
"I didn't know Mr. Sinn had friends" - Me, during US History.