- May be disturbing to some viewers. Others will find him hilarious.
I'm not as smart or mean as I come across.
- "If one good deed in all my life I did, I do repent it with my very soul." from Shakespeare's "Titus Andronicus."
"If I could tell the future, I wouldn't be here. I'd be at the casino." Troy Armstorng
"Boredom is the sign of a weak mind. If you can't think of something to do, you're just dumb." Michelle Hammons
"The most interesting things in life happen when you say,'yes'." Richard Read
"I'd like to help you but I'm too busy being delicious." Judge Fudge
"I could lead you into depravity, but I'm not sure I could lead you out again." Frank O'Hara
"Rich, ornate prose is hard to digest, generally unwholesome, and sometimes nauseating." E.B. White
"If there's something about your life that you don't like, CHANGE IT!" Susan Grace duBose
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom" William Blake
"You don't know me! I do what I want!" Anonymous
"Bitch, I'm fine!" Ilse Martiez