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Funny Acronyms and Abbreviations

I do not own this note, I just copied it from another site, here is the link:

 

http://www.newnfresh.com/fun/funny_texting_acronyms_list.html

 

 

 

AMC -All Makes Combined   or  A Major Cost

 

ARMY-Ain't a Real Marine Yet

 

ATM-Another Technical Mistake

 

BEER - Bothersome Employer Elimination

 

BIBLE- Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

 

BING - But It's Not Google

 

BITCH - Babe In Total Control of Herse

 

BMW - Bring My Wheelchair

 

BOOK- Brainy Object Of Knowledge

 

BOY- Budding-Out Youth

 

BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer

 

CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet  or  Can Hear Every Valve Yell

 

CHINA - Come Home I Need Affection

 

CRASH- Car Raced And Slammed Here

 

CRIME- Chaos Resulting In Murder, Etc.

 

CRST - Can't Read Simple Text

 

DIARY - Darling I Always Remember You

 

DIGBY - Did I Go Broke Yet

 

DOG- Dutifully on Guard

 

DOS-Defunct Operating System

 

DRS - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

 

GOZO- God's Own Zone, Obviously

 

GRITS- Girls Raised In The South

 

GUITAR- Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm

 

GULP- Guttural  Utterance Loosely Proclaimed

 

IBM-I Blame Microsoft

 

LOVE - Loss Of Valuable Energy or Lots of Vibrant Energy

 

MAN- Muscle-Activated Notion

 

MATH- Mind Aching Trouble Homework

 

MBA-Mediocre But Arrogant

 

MBBS - Married But Beautiful Sight

 

MCT - Mexican Chicken Trucks

 

NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

 

NURSE- Noted Under Registered Service Employees

 

ONE- Only Non-divisible Everything

 

PhD-Piled High and Deep

 

POLICE- Public Officers Lawfully Influencing Crime Expansion

 

RUG- Roughly Underfoot Groundsheet

 

SCULPTURE- Stone, Clay Used Laboriously Primarily To Unfold Realistic Expression

 

SHAFT - Special Help After Forced Term…

 

SHIT - Special High Intensity Training

 

SIGN- Sure Indicator Generally Noticed

 

SING- Silence Is Now Gone

 

STAIRS- Steps to Access Inevitably Raised Structures

 

SWIFT - Slow Wagon In Fast Traffic

 

WWW-World Wide Wait

 

YAHOO- Yields Answers Hot on Order