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Hey, it's Allie's Birthday!


Don't give up, your corn is out there somewhere. ~ Minion

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I am overjoyed to see that Allie has returned to us. I know you will be too. ~ Minion

It is very hard to internet stalk someone who refuses to be on the internet. This is the most recent update about how Allie is doing, and it's a year old. ~ Minion

Allie a.k.a "Tubemonster" answers an AskReddit question.

Oh dear God.

There are over 11,000 messages in the fb inbox. Seriously. ELEVEN THOUSAND. Considering this page has 11,368 "likes" it would appear the each and every one one you felt the need to send a PM yesterday.

For the record - Allie is still away. I am merely the Minion, trying to make sure no one forgets how awesome she is during her prolonged absence.


Please, contine to post your thoughts and best wishes for Allie, as I am certain she will return at some point and be glad you still love her. ALOT.

I am doing my best to figure out when and if Allie will return to delight the internet with her thoughts. I promise to update you all as soon as I know more.

But for the love of popcicles, please stop with the PM's, it's going to take me forever to read them all. ~Minion

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Holy crap, kids! Sorry for the false alarm.
I know you're all excited, but Allie is still on her sabbatical...
We hope she returns soon, too. In the mean time, we will be posting some old favorites to lift your spirits. ALOT!
- Minion

I think I'm blocked!

Some people have a legitimate reason to feel depressed, but not me. I just woke up one day feeling sad and helpless for absolutely no reason.

It's disappointing to feel sad for no reason. Sadness can be almost pleasantly indulgent when you have a way to justify it -
Guess what?


I'm writing a book. With pages!

And there will be pictures on the pages. And words. And maybe the pages will be really aerodynamic or something. I haven't really decided what all of the hi-tech features are going to be yet. It's tough to choose

My simple-minded dog recently went on an unplanned adventure. Because the simple dog is so very simple, her adventure was alarming and horrible for everyone involved.  

Even in her normal, familiar environment, the simple dog exists in a state of almost constant confusion. 

There was a short period of my early life that was punctuated by truly unfortunate nightmares. I'd go to sleep feeling safe and warm. 

Then I'd awaken several hours later and somehow be completely convinced that my closet was inhabited by fire monsters. 

Benny came to the birthday party because his mom had volunteered him to help supervise the children. He must have felt out of place being the lone teenage boy amidst a flock of over-excited six-year-old girls, but we welcomed his presence. We saw him as a sort of prop that we c
The year I learned that Christmas did not, in fact, originate as a celebration of my amazing ability to temporarily transform into a "good" child for a few weeks was the year my grandparents took me to see their church's nativity play.  My dad's parents were heavily involved in t

Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from lava in swim fins.  

I know this because my boyfriend Duncan and I moved from Montana to Oregon last month.  

is officially unofficial.

Did you know... about this? We are Unofficial. *sniff* It's OK. You can go. Go to her. Allie is waiting for you with alot of funny stuff.

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