Sexy Ladies of WGN Morning News

Hello friends! Thanks again for coming out! For those of you who couldn't make it to the Chicago Sketch Fest show last week, here's a treat for you: the full audio from our show that night.

Enjoy it like people might in the 1930's - without having to look at our ugly mugs!

Audio of the Crassus performance at the Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival on January 7th, 2017.

Our voices are just now coming back!

Thanks to The Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival for having us out last weekend! See you guys in... what, another year?

Also, for those of you who missed it, we'll put an audio recording of the show up soon. That way, you can all sit around your fireplaces, smoke your pipes and savor the screaming without the horror of actually having to look at us.