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Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last!

What's your all time best funny Facebook status?

thinks that Operation "Gain As Much Weight As Humanly Possible While On Vacation" is right on schedule so far. is starting my vacation today. If anyone needs me, I'll be sober again sometime next week. Here's a little tip to make your summer vacation days seem longer. Go camping. thinks the only...
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_These pickup lines are terrible, but it always pays to have a few in reserve to break the ice and cause a chuckle. You'll probably not use these as status updates but better to post them to on the wall of your intended or use them on your next night out!_ _Here are our favourites, use them with...
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All love is sweet, given or returned. ~Percy Bysshe Shelly~ Love distils desire upon the eyes, love brings bewitching grace into the heart. ~Euripides~ Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. ~John Keats~ There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved....
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A hacker does for love what others would not do for money A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation. According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord. A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken....
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. A bachelor is like a modern cleanser: works fast and leaves no ring. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being...
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I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit

You are what you eat - especially if you're a cannibal!