It has been written--day 100 looms like a bad moon
Can we trust this cosmic tablet we found in our backyard?
Can we believe its coded warning that #DorkStormDeux will end abruptly with the failure of one man to complete his artistic task, thus anointing the other a champion?
We don't know. Please send experts
[[GROSSBUS HAS HAD IT]]
Come down from your ivory tower and peep some 100% truth from Ben & Jacob in this new trash ass cartoon flick.
Enjoy Badass Manifesto (2016) and please don't seizures.
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Much love, 2015.