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Facebook has disabled access to most of the quotes on this page because of copyright infringement... as though I were going to make money on these quotes. Ahh the beauty of the legal system. So it seems I cannot continue posting the quotes I dig up unless I want to face a potential lawsuit. Sad times.

If you are interested in self-publishing, I put this page together. Hope it helps you!

You don't need an agent or traditional publisher to sell your books! (That is, if you are a good writer and you cover your bases according to the following advice.) "What's this?" you say. Who will market my book? How will I know whether my work is safe? How will I make money? How will I know i
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And the Gross Award Goes To: "Her eyes fell inevitably to the mass of black hair at his groin, and she gasped at the sight of him."

"The pheromones between them were cooking hot. Before the little ski-pole incident, she thought she was going to end up as a snack."

"You taste like a fresh-caught fish with a good glass of wine."

"There was something erotic about sharing a water bottle that she'd never noticed before in any previous backcountry trip."

"Robyn's scent hung heavy in the closed space, sweet and spicy, filling his head with thoughts that were better not imagined while sitting naked in a small space with his brother."

"Though he was flanked by two swarthy state troopers, Paula found her gaze drawn to the chubby saxophonist."

"Omaha Beach, 0800 Hours: Reinforcements from 2nd Panzer Korps arrive,
their well-muscled young torsos glistening with man-dew."

While I'm at it, I should point you to Longmire does Romance, for his painfully hilarious covers!
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/

Hello all! Check out http://romance.unclewaltersrants.com! As one fan pointed out, I've been grabbing a lot of great quotes from there. He has great romance covers too.

A collection of romance novel quotes from real romance novels. Quotes that are both funny and strange.
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Just to clarify, this page isn't about ragging on the romance genre, just laughing at the hilariously bad quotes to be found within the genre! I adore good romance novels and I'm a romance author myself. (See my first release below.) Recommendations of bad novels and good novels are welcome! (Not sure which mine is

After the violent death of her father, it is Selena who becomes the ghost. Every day is a lone struggle for survival in the wilderness, more than a decade after the fall of modern civilization. No longer subject to law, order, or the social norms of its domestic past, the primal nature of man has re...
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"His chest was her pillow, and oh, did she drool." -.-

If you can think of romance authors bad enough to avoid or bad enough to read for fun, post about them and share the info/advice!

His manhood stood at full attention, stiff and stony like the vice president. Lol!

With his broad shoulders and slim waist, he was a yield sign — yet she could NOT!

"Sleekly malevolent, driven by a violent hunger, Donovan glided through the chum-filled waters of the singles bar, oblivious to the remora of Annabelle’s adoring gaze."

Worst/funniest quotes! I know you all have a treasure trove of them. We've already heard some great ones. Let's hear some more!