Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to 'unstable'.
Just saw this statistics in a Newspaper .
"22% of traffic accidents are alcohol related"...
........ That means the remaining 78% are caused by idiots who just drink Tea, Coffee and Juices..... 😂😂😂😂
A woman bought a used car for $600 and sold it to a friend for $800. She later bought it back for $1,000 and resold it for $1,200. Did she make any profit and if so, how much?
I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story.
Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles "how to read a book".
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
I'm tired of people assuming I've got a good personality because I'm ugly.
I am so poor I can't even pay attention.
At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
My sexual experiences are much like my exams. A lot of nervous build up before hand, performance is rushed and the end results are often disappointing.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.