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Twas the night before the pageant, and all through the land
Moms were busy washing tanner off their hands
... The dresses were hung from the shower rod with care,...
... ... ... ...
Knowing the steamer soon would be there.
The contestants were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of crowns danced in their heads.
And Anne in her rollers and I in my cap
Were finally done with coaching and ready for a nap
When out in the hall there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the hotel door I flew in a flurry
It was hair and makeup-- its pageant time, lets hurry!!
The lights on the stage--- all set for the show
Gave the lustre of mid-day to the girls waiting to go
The lineup so still, the girls all so pretty
From the tall teenagers, to the itty bitty.
And up by the stage, but who do I see
A man so charming.. Must be Mr. Tim, the emcee!!
And all in the lineups the beauties they came!
And he sang, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Alex! now, Riley! now, Tootie and Kragen!
On, Eden! On, MaKenzie! on, Laila and Taralyn!
To the front of the stage! to the top of the T!
Now pretty feet! Step step turn! And spot Judge number 3!
The girls so polished, so poised and ready
Their hair oh so perfect, so graceful, so steady
All the girls hoping with a beautiful smile
That they might be the girl on top for a while
Dressed in rhinestones, shoes polished white
All wondering who might win the crown tonight
A bundle of Toys waited on the table
For the girls to receive as each were able.
The emcees eyes twinkled, his voice like a bell
It was time for crowning-- run tell the mothers, tell!!
The crowns were all waiting, the sashes all pressed.
Twas almost the end of this 3 day fest.
And he called out the princesses and queens and supremes
And the winners all floated as though in a dream!
And then the pictures were taken and the friends hugged goodbye
Knowing they'd all see each other next time
So as another year is gone and another starts new
I wish happiness and fun for each one of you
Here's to another great year-- may your pageants be "outta sight"
And happy holidays to all-- and to all a good night