From a Buick 6 Cover

Wanna do Mayhem?

I've heard something of an outcry from Bobby Miller tonight that we have not performed recently. This must be remedied! I fear the apocalypse.

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Hey you guys wanna do open mic tomorrow at 9/ practice in my room at 9 tonight? Rowbbie

Ellingson will be 50 on Friday. RAUNCH!!! will literally be on fire... No seriously, we will self-immolate because we are just 2 KOOL for the stage.

There are many songs that have left their formal plea at my door to be horrifically RAUNCH!!!ified. We should kindly do them this honor.

Brahurrrrr!!!! Raunch-band ASSEMBLE Raunch-band aSSEMble!!! Oh, there you guys are. J-term Battle of the Bands is fast approaching. Gallant Knights of the Raunchy table, are you ready to partake?

I hope music can be as effective as the particle that pounces around its structural sphere and keeps enlarging its universe, by simple dedication to a constant random motion.

I believe it would be most pertinent to the survival of KOOL that Raunch!!! cut a bloody swath through this "Battle of the Bands!"

Sah Ya'll know we'a rawk. We got da Rethim, da Meludey, and da Fahre. We had awght to put'on a show fo ya'll. Ah hapin ta thaenk wi'shuld pafowrem soo'an. Bawt wea awngels uv da rawkin', rahowlin' Raunch!!! ohnly appea'ah in vesions. When ya'll seh aws, et twill bea fo yo mohst wahnderful pleszah, et twill be a devine akahence, awll frawm a baand naemed aftah an adjectehve meanin unholay!

"When the music changes, so does the dance” African reverb

Raunch is the best band!

"The hills are alive with the sound of music."

“Music is harmony, harmony is perfection, perfection is our dream, and our dream is heaven” Henri Frederic Amiel

“Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.”

“Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought.” E. Y. Harburg

"When the music changes, so does the dance” African proverb