Brahurrrrr!!!! Raunch-band ASSEMBLE Raunch-band aSSEMble!!! Oh, there you guys are. J-term Battle of the Bands is fast approaching. Gallant Knights of the Raunchy table, are you ready to partake?
Sah Ya'll know we'a rawk. We got da Rethim, da Meludey, and da Fahre. We had awght to put'on a show fo ya'll. Ah hapin ta thaenk wi'shuld pafowrem soo'an. Bawt wea awngels uv da rawkin', rahowlin' Raunch!!! ohnly appea'ah in vesions. When ya'll seh aws, et twill bea fo yo mohst wahnderful pleszah, et twill be a devine akahence, awll frawm a baand naemed aftah an adjectehve meanin unholay!