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"Christmas" is but an affront to Kraff. Instead of passing around gifts, why not pass along a check to the Epsilon Program?

Kifflom! Praise be the Kraff! Kifflom!

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Utter nonsense, our page is the ONLY legitimate page and we can back up that claim with our devotion to Kraff and our bank account numbers!

Kifflom! Praise be to Kraff! Kifflom!

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The San Andreas Slasher

An unsaveable is in our midst! Whatever you do, DO NOT keep your precious funds for the Epsilon Program on your person while walking the streets of Los Santos! Please send all monetary donations via our P.O. Box in the Cayman Islands instead.

Kifflom! Praise be to Kraff! Kifflom!

Spring has sprung. Has your wallet sprung yet for the Epsilon Program?

Kifflom! Praise be to Kraff! Kifflom!

On this Valentine's Day, are you going to convert your loved one to the wisdom of the Epsilon Program?

Kifflom! Praise be to Kraff! Kifflom!

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Did you find your calling in the desert?

Kifflom! Praise be to Kraff! Kifflom!

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Do your New Year's resolutions include surrendering your mind and wallet to the Epsilon Program?

Kifflom! Praise be to Kraff! Kifflom!

Open your mind and your wallet!

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What do you do to stay close to Kraff?

Kifflom! Praise be to Kraff! Kifflom!

Have you purchased the Epsilon Tract yet? The Tract hasn't been written...yet, but you can pre-order your copy today with a reasonable down payment of $199.99 to our private branch bank in the Cayman Islands!

Kifflom! Praise be to Kraff! Kifflom!

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Our list of unsaveables grows, but our minds and bank accounts grow even faster. This proves that Epsilonism works!

Kifflom! Praise be to Kraff! Kifflom!

We have another unsavable in our midst, brothers.

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What do you do to attain Higher Power?

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Legitimate testimonials on the power of Kraff by our loyal followers! Add your story today!

"My favorite thing about welcoming Kraff into my life is that I don't know what it even means. The Epsilon Program exonerates me from having moral responsibility for my actions and grants me the privilege of condescending to others about things that I neither actually believe or understand." - James David Bergsten

"Ever since joining, my breasts have never looked so exquisite. Thank Kr...aff and his eternal powers, and thank all the men for their glorious gifts of genitalia. Never have I been so happy!" - Ryan Shearer

"I love the gift they gave me! I'll never go hungry, even if the economy crashes! Praise Kraff, Kifflom!" - Io Ronro Te

"I had tried secret societies, black magic, even role-playing games. Nothing could sate my soul like The Epsilon Program. I discovered where the money spawns thanks to The Epsilon Program. You can too! Praise be to Kraff! #KIFFLOM!" - Rob Moberg

"As the most-wanted serial killer in San Andreas, the Epsilon Program gives me the incentive to continue in my never-ending journey to clean the filth of this horrible state! Praise Kraff, Kifflom!" - The San Andreas Slasher

Kifflom, praise be to Kraff! Kifflom...

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