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PETA Divided Over Planned Parenthood's Proposed Animal Abortion Clinics
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has been pitched into a nasty internal crisis after Planned Parenthood announced it will begin offering abortions to select members of The Animal ...
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Sun Comes Out, Making it Universe's First Openly Gay Celestial Body
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. Scholars now agree that the classic play Annie was in fact foretelling the sun's public declaration of same-sex attraction in its hallmark ballad "the sun will come out tomorrow"...
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Obama Designates December as National Awareness Awareness Month
President Obama issued a presidential proclamation yesterday, designating December as National Awareness Awareness Month, responding to a glaring need across the nation for Americans to "have a fir...
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15.5 Terrifying Quotes from Actual Unicorns
"The road to nowhere is paved with the frozen tears of slow children. Now give me the shovel." -A unicorn, behind Darryl's woodshed, 1975 "By the sadistic ...
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Alaska Belatedly Declares Plans to Secede over "Seward's Folly" Insult
By Spade King 23 November 2014 12:20 EDT FAIRBANKS, AK-- Alaska is fed up with the put downs, and has declared plans to secede if even one more person refers to it as Seward's Folly. "It was funny...
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Oprah's Racist Tweet Provokes International Outrage
Oprah Winfrey, known widely as a champion of tolerance and equality, is on a rapid descent into the bowels of public scorn after tweeting the above racial slur. After receiving heavy criticism for ...
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Congress Passes “No Christmas Music Prior to Thanksgiving” (NCMPT) Act
After a 120,000 signature petition garnered the attention of several state representatives yesterday, a public bill was proposed to address what President Obama referred to as as “the atrocious and...
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Al Gore Admits Global Warming Theory Based on Progressively Warmer Family Vacations
WASHINGTON DC. Al Gore, former vice president, inventor of the internet, founder and current chair of the Alliance for Climate Protection, admitted yesterday that his theory that the world is getti...
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November 7, 2014

Reluctant guided missile passenger Petey, 1-year old dachshund pup, smiles sheepishly for the camera. This picture, taken 2 years ago, was Petey’s first ride and he recalls being “scared shitless”. He is now a 4 star General and is afraid of literally nothing.

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10 Timeless Photos of Dachshunds Being Launched from Cannons, etc.
Facts about the Dachshund: Due to their slender, aerodynamic bodies, and the relatively high price of iron, dachshunds have often been used as an economical alternative to cannonballs ever since th...
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CNN: 'Anderson Cooper Lost in Snowstorm'
FAIRBANKS, AK. CNN has confirmed rumors that it has lost track of Anderson Cooper, one of its long-standing lead anchors and primary anchor for Anderson Cooper 360°. Cooper was attending an Eskimo ...
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Scantily Clad Lamborghini Causes First Autonomous Vehicle Accident
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA. Skeptics of Google’s Driverless Car technology had a chance to gloat yesterday after a failed autonomous vehicle test run resulted in $22,000 in damage and left local ele...
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Aioli Kills 13 in Florida
A new and dangerous pathogen has reared its head in Miami, Florida this week, leaving authorities scrambling to find answers and solutions. It may be too late however, as Aioli, a rare and extremel...
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