ATTENTION ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO'S COME TO THIS PAGE:
I have spent several years now trying to track down the source of this crap with little or no success. Everyone subjected to it hates it, but nobody, including me, has been able to point to where it's originating from so we can shut it down. I wish I had time to devote to running this page, but I don't. I appreciate the suffering that everyone goes through because of this malicious garbage, but I just can't do anythi...ng about and, despite the fact that it's false advertising, the legal bureaucracy doesn't want to do anything to stop it. So we're screwed. The only success I've had with this is to write to any sites I frequent that it pops up on and let them know that I will be spreading the word that they are actively participating in this scam. The bogus ads have almost always stopped. This page will never go away because Facebook won't let it, so I can't do anything more thank post this "Thank you" to everyone who has been here and will be here in the future.
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This coming Sunday I leave for Colorado to do my "expert witness" thing in a trial out there. When I return I will endeavor to make this site a bit more interesting. While I'm out, I'll continue my hunt for the little weasel that is the voice of this abomination..along with the company that spews that lying garbage all over the internet. I have renewed hope and faith. Get a rope!
Alrighty then...last year I was going to shut this page down due to lack of interest. However, it appears I should start paying attention to it again...the plague that IS "Congratulations. You've Won!" obviously still exists to haunt humanity. My sympathies to all who have had to endure that nasty little gits voice...and I shall now pay a bit more attention to a page I thought Facebook pimps had deleted.
Thanks to all who visited this page and commiserated with me about this blight on humanity. Unfortunately, I've never received enough response and we're still no closer to discovering the source of this cancer. So, this group will be 'eliminated' in 14 days. Thank again!
Well, there's not much in the way of new evidence to track down this blight on humanity...so, I'll put up something entertaining for now...
A big welcome to some new group members...Lori Hamilton, Mark Lundberg, Robby Breedlove, and Bladimir Bluemoon Torres! Congratulations, you won! (Sounds of evil laughter)
Well, it looks like everyone's "favorite" lame internet advertising gimmick now comes in decorator colors. I just got hit with the "Passionate Pink" version of this crap!
Well, I've been hit with this retarded wanker telling me "I've Won! over 23 times today. How many times do the rest of you get annoyed by this bugger? Share your stories of this blight on humanity!
Here's a little spoof commercial that reflects my recent search for work...
First, I'd like to extend the hand of welcome and a mutual hatred for this plaugue on humanity to our new community members...
Matt, Shelby, Victoria, Mattie, Chloe, William, Niamh, Shea, Ellie, Macaulay, Brandii, Stephanie, Levi Flocka, Kris and Tristin! That's fifteen more people that want to help hold the rope around that little weasel's throat!... Whoo Hoo! There had been only three members of this community for over a month, so I began to think maybe this bane on humanity didn't bother anyone else. I am pleasantly surprised to find I am wrong.
Second, I'd like to apologize to all of you for this late welcome. I've been out, like many people these days, looking for a way to pay my bills and haven't been on Facebook for over a week. Not much luck in the employment department, but more than enough unfortunate luck to run across this piece of s**t all over the internet while I was looking for work. As this community continues to grow it gives me hope that, someday soon, one of our members will have a lead to the source of this insult and we will all benefit when this is shut down FOREVER!
Thanks to you all!
Well, we're just cooking right along here...all of six people have expressed their revulsion at this never ending assault on our senses. Thank you to all six who care! Speard the word and maybe we can find out who is doing this...
And yet another fine upright citizen who's sick of hearing, "Congratulations! You Won!", has joined the fight against this crime. Welcome to Zachary!
Thanks to Donnell, Curt, Polly and Tristan for acknowledging this group! While you may not have anymore leads for locating the perpetrators of this crime than I do, public awareness and word of mouth may eventually lead to the end of this plague. Thank you all!
For those who have never had the pleasure of hearing this git's voice come over their computer speakers...or, for those just looking to punish their sensibilities, here is the audio sample of the "Congratulations! You Won!" asshole.