Sometimes it’s just easier to lie. And sometimes it’s just more entertaining.

15 of the funniest tweets you’ll ever read in the next minute.

There’s no easier task. Anything less doesn’t even qualify as a “task”. [via 22words]

Pixar is loved around the world, but if you look at tumblr it qualifies as a major religion.

The more comfortable it is for humans, the weirder it is for a dog.

Tumblr asks the important questions…

You don’t mess with someone’s taste buds. That’s going too far.

Tweets, tweets everywhere, so let’s all have a laugh.

The kid I can understand; but the dog really should have known better.

Yeah so my body changed but my personality isn’t growing — what’s the deal?

It’s the most wholesome form of vandalism there is.

I don’t know about you guys, but as soon as science advances enough I’m being transformed into a sea turtle.

The best years of your life actually begin the very instant you forget your teenage years.