Almost as if out of central casting, some Wall Street finance broseph appeared and started humping the statue while his gross date rape-y friends laughed and cheered him on. He pretended to have sex with the image of a little girl. Douchebags like this are why we need feminism.
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EDIT: I've made this post public. Feel free to share.
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UPDATE: Thanks to Inside Edition for sharing my story.
http://www.insideedition.com/…/22142-woman-speaks-out-after…