Cole Blooded Christmas- Jon Lajoie
The Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA), signed into law by Governor Mike Pence last week, has set off a wave of concern that members of the LGBT community will become the target of increased discrimination in Indiana, along with other states readying similar legal measures. While Ameri…

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-Steven I.


When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein

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"Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years"

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Have You been touched by his noodley appendages today?

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It's funny how during Thanksgiving we're thankful for what we already have, but then we practically trample each other for stuff we don't have on Black Friday.

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Sorry for the lack of attention.... I moved to Australia...

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