- [Jojo] Girl, I don't know what to say, I really don't. - I'm already failing, so there's nothing to lose, except for a little bit of dignity. - Wanna help me replant my plants? (laughing) Can I send that? Sent. Maybe he loves plants. - He might love plants. - He is a millennial. (upbeat music) - Hey, what's up guys, I'm Gabbie Hanna, and as you might be able to tell, all my plants are dead. Adulting is hard, but I have some really good friends to help me weed through it all, and I'm here today with living, breathing, icon legend, Jojo is here today. - Oh my God, thanks, girl. - Very, very excited, so we're going to talk about dating today. (clanging) Do you date? (sighing) - A little bit, yeah. - She dates, so she knows a little bit. I'm not great. - I'm not great either. - There's also a lot of, but that's because you're playing the field. We're picky, we have standards. There's a whole glossary of terms that millennials have coined in this dating of the digital age. Do you think you know them? - Some. - Let's just see how many we know. - [Woman] First term you guys can guess, ghosting. What does it mean to ghost someone? - Oh. We all know ghosting - Yeah, I mean, I ghost. I'm not proud of it, but it's just, you do the slow fade or you just do the- (whooshing) abrupt, now you see me, now you don't. Oops, what happened? (laughing) I don't know, no resolve. - [Woman] Soft ghosting. - What the hell? - That's a soft fade, right? That's the not abrupt. Is that right? - I've never heard it. - Me, neither. (buzzing) - [Woman] Soft ghosting is when someone stops responding to you, but they continue to like your social media. - Oh see, that's my style. - You do that? - Yeah, I wanna still be on your mind. - Oh, my God. (laughing) - I want you to think like, "Wait, what is she doing?" - [Woman] Stashing. - Stashing? - What is that? - That's not real. That has to be, you have a-- - Stash for a rainy day? - Stash of people? - Yeah, wait. - Like if this one isn't taking, if I'm not hanging out with this one this weekend, I'll dip into my stash. - Like a squirrel. (laughing) Like a squirrel stashes their nuts, it's like I'm gonna bury you here and here, and then later, on a rainy day, yeah. - [Jojo] Stashing your nuts. (buzzing) - [Woman] Nowhere close. It's refusing to introduce a romantic partner to friends or family, usually because this person is temporary. - [Gabbie] Oh. - I think that's fair. - That's all my relationships I feel like, honestly. - [Woman] Breadcrumbing. - Oh, I know all about breadcrumbing. - Okay, I don't, tell me. - It's basically where they give you this little trail of like, "Oh no, I'm interested. "Oh no, I'm interested." - Oh. - And it keeps you sort of following. - Oh, that's so upsetting. I've been breadcrumbed and it makes me so angry. - Yeah, it's honestly emotional abuse. High-key, it's manipulation. - Yeah, you're insulting my intelligence. - Yeah, but also I'll fall for it because my heart. - Yeah, right? (laughing) 'Cause I wanna be wanted. - Want me. - [Woman] Last one, zombieing. - What? - Zombieing? - What is that? - No wait, let's guess. - Okay. - Zombieing means they're eating your brains? (laughs) - Yeah. (buzzing) - What else is there? - [Woman] It means, when a person who previously ghosted someone else sends a text-- - They're back from the dead. - [Woman] Out of nowhere wanting to hang out. - Oh my God. That's so funny. - Back from the dead. Like, "Ah, here I am to mess up your life." (clapping) - That's hilarious. - [Woman] So, we have a little bit of a twist, ladies. Jojo, you said you're not on dating apps. So, Gabbie is, and she needs a little help. - Yay, I can work. - Why do I feel like this is going to go very embarrassing for me? - [Jojo] Oh my God. - So you hold, you swipe, you can go through my messages and message somebody if you'd like. - Really? - I mean, why not? Okay, private jet. - Oh, I'm on a private jet. (laughing) I find him to be real cute, actually. - [Woman] Match him. - Okay, so how do I do that? - Swipe right. - Okay. (buzzing) (yelping) - Dammit, can we go again? - You erased him. Yes, but you only get three a day, be careful. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. (laughing) - Okay, so you swipe right. - No, okay. (dinging) (screaming) (clapping) - Oh my God, okay. - Okay, send the first message. - You've got a boyfriend. Okay, hey, hottie. - [Gabbie] Oh. - Having a hot boy fall? No, I don't know. - [Gabbie] I dare you. - Okay, he's never gonna respond, I'm sorry. - Ooh, puppy. - Oh, he has a puppy. - Wait, he has an angel face, a little. - He does, he has the dimples. - He's cute. - He's giving me a Conor McGregor vibe, but not as brute. - But not gonna die in the ring. - Exactly. - Perfect. - As someone who gets hit in the head for a living, no, don't do it. - That is true. - Where you at? (laughs) - I would wanna die if that was it. - Girl, I don't know what to say, I really don't. I think I would fail in this environment. - Well listen, I'm already failing. He's clearly not responding, so there's nothing to lose, except for a little bit of dignity. - Yeah, well wanna help me-- - Replant my plant? - Wanna help me replant my plants? (laughing) Can I send that? Sent. Maybe he loves plants. - He might love plants. - He is a millennial. - Dating, now, ever, has always been difficult. But now with all these new grounds to navigate, it gets a little confusing. So, if you're dating, why, first of all? But if you are, here are some tips. - My tips are, be a good person. - Whoa. - Okay, let's start there. - A concept. - A concept. Keep it as real as you can. - Those are some solid ones. - Thanks, I think that's a good ground rule. What do you have to add? - Don't lock it down too fast. - You need to take your time to know ... - Get to know them before you commit. - Before you make a commitment, yeah, like what do you want? Are you changing something about yourself because you think it'll make them happy? I think that takes time. - Okay, so all my plants are dead, and so is my love life. And my dignity. - I'm sorry. - It's okay, we had fun. You know what's not dead, is her single that's out now. Sabotage. - [Jojo] Sabotage, yeah. - Go get it, and also a little album that might be out in the spring or whatever. (laughs) All right guys, listen, dating's hard, but keep on trying if you want. If not, give up, who cares? They could be dead, too. (laughing) Bye, guys. - Bye. (dramatic music) (slashing)