- He had one blue eye that was clear like the rain, but the horse I rode in on felt none of my pain.
- "If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." --Robert Cringley
Troy: "Hey do you know where pita bread comes from
Troy: "Wrong! The Holy Land Bitch!"
"Well I'm going to get the ball for you but you can take your pants off anyways."
"Oh man... I am stoked for some cheesey beans on toast!"- Me
"I don't normally kick cancer patients between the legs." -Either Jeff or Mick, we're not sure which
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."- Ben Franklin
"I hate Illonois Nazis" -Joliet Jake
"Time you enjoy wasting wasn't wasted"- John Lennon
"Those who danced where thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music." --Angela Monet
Victoria-"I got a new camera, but the software would just come up and say "Fuck you, you have windows Vista""
Craig-"Well keep in mind Windows Vista will also often come up and say "Fuck you, you have Windows Vista""
"Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind can invent." - Aurthur Conan Doyle
"You smell that? Thats fear... and my balls." - Yanni
"Do I look like a Frenchman who only needs one reach-around a day?"
"It's a good thing I had a bag of marijuana. If I'd had a bag of spinach I'd be dead by now." - Willie Nelson
-"But what do you do with a bunch of kids who don't know how to do anything but bang their heads all day long?"
-"You start a revolution Lars."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese" - Steven Wright
"If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" - Aleksander Solzhenitsyn
"All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand." - Steven Wright
"All you need is Love" - The Beatles