Roger the Pomeranian is sick! If you can, donate to his GoFundMe to help his owner's medical costs. If you can't monetarily help, spread the word! Feel better soon, Roger!
When you call in "sick" to work so you can sleep off the road margs and purse tacos but you can't sleep because that shrill harpy, Susan, is snoring like a wild boar in your living room. Why don't you have better friends? At least Karen went to get some coffee and kolache. #CincoDogMayo #NeedMyCoffeeToFunction #WearingThisHatAllDay #ShouldWeGetBrunch #LetsGoOutAgainTonight
When you realize you still have to work tomorrow but Karen and Susan won't stop debating about who has hotter drivers, Uber or Lyft. So you order a road marg and smile because you remember you stuffed some tacos in your purse for later. #CincoDeMayo #CincoDogMayo #RoadMarg #DontDrinkAndDrive #SeriouslyBeSafeOutThere
When you're having a rip roaring good time even though all the tequila is gone and Karen is dancing on a table and Susan went to order some mystery meat tacos that will most likely make your tum tum ache tomorrow. Just keep singing along as best as you can with the mariachi band. The rest of this dive bar loves your voice and antics, I promise. #CincoDeMayo #CincoDogMayo
One of my friend's kitties, Sturgill, needs help from the animal loving community! Donate or share if you can!