Septic World International is proud to present our first compilation SPLASH TECH TAKEOVER VOL. 1!
This compilation allows our Splash Techs to shine rather than lurk in the puddles of HOSETOWN. Splash Techs are known to always be smiling and garging but often their true value is overlooked by families visiting the theme park. They all worked hard to earn their degrees and this comp is proof that their skills are unrivaled in the industry.
All proceeds of this compilation wil...l be donated to the HoseTown Hurricane Relief Fund established to help those affected by the recent string of natural disasters.
Howdy folks! We just caught word that Juiceboxxx is ready to garg his life away! Tune into NTS Radio tomorrow between 11-2pm EST to catch Yellow Tears in the mix!
we've lost our minds building a ride so thrilling - Join us as we unveil our most extreme park yet!
Open at sunset, Saturday, September 5th:
YELLOW TEARS - THE RIDE
the ELECTRIFIED SEPTIC SLIDE
JOZ'S GREAT ESCAPE
PLUS OTHER ATTRACTIONS LIKE:
THE CUBIST CURIOSITY
THE ECO-HOSE TECHNOLOGY ROADSHOW
FINDINGS FROM SPERMATOIDAL RESEARCH LABORATORIES
we kick off SATURDAY with...
RIDE OPENING CEREMONY
party continues into SUNDAY with...
OPEN MIC WITH LARRY LAZINGARG
A BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT THE INFAMOUS HARDDRIVE
AND WHO KNOWS.. MAYBE ANOTHER CLASSIC GARGLE COMPETITION.. HERE AT HOSETOWN!
DRINK SPECIALS - PISSMOP WATER ON TAP
DONATIONS DEFINITELY ACCEPTED
CALL THE JØZTOWN HOTLINE FOR MORE INFORMATION - 1-347-246-7059
and as a reminder, DO NOT feed the hosetown homeless!
"the cream of the noise crop" - sugarM
"...it certainly seems to be a lot of fun... but when i think what i associate YT with, is high-quality kinda "serious" sound art..." - DP
"...splashes, drips, slurps, gushes, flushes, desperate, gargled gasps..." - raymond cummings
"they kicked me out because i wouldn't lift weights with them" - howe
Gang Gargalot Reimagines a day in the Life Of Joz and Friends...3 Mental Marines lost and in search of the Elusive Deep Sea Jenny...
you are garging control you are garging control you are garging control you are garging control you are garging control
Happy Boxer Day! We're hard at work manufacturing this season.
In other news, oceanic gurgle has been traced to new life form - "Deep Sea Jenny" officially added to list of species. Mutated fish imitates crab deep in trench; "Deep Sea Jenny" rises to top of food chain.
JOZ DAYDREAM #1