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Welcome to the family, SHANNON DOES DINNER.

This is the book for you if:
⭐️ Easy-as-fuck, tasty dinners make your nether regions puffy with excitement.
⭐️ The use of 60+ synonyms for penis impresses and delights you....
⭐️ You aren’t deterred by the words dickbeetle, fuckface or wankbag.

Shannon Does Dinner has ARRIVED! Which means I’ll be spending the entire weekend packing up orders for you legends. And guess where Mr Shannon will be...? By my side helping me? Surely you jest! That clown is at a goddamn buck’s weekend.

Yeah, that prick is gonna be sugaring his own churro for a while.

#shannondoesdinner #shannondoesNOTdomrshannon

Snaffle it here 👉 https://shannonkellywhite.com/shop/

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Shannon's Kitchen: Healthy Food You'll Actually F**king Eat
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Hey guys! 👋🏼 Shannon’s Kitchen: Healthy Food You’ll Actually F**king Eat IS HERE! IT'S HERE! IT'S FUCKING HERE! It arrived early because Jesus clearly loves us and the blessings of Christmas are being showered upon us. Or maybe the printers were all on pingers 🤔 Either way, IT’S HERE and over half the books have already sold 🙀 I love this book. It’s vulgar. It’s silly. It’s got a hand drawn picture of a strap-on in it. Need I say more? Amuse the fuck out of yourself or win Christmas. Order here https://shannonskitchen.shop/product/cookbook/ #tistheseasontobeinappropriate #shovethisupyourstocking #nippleerectionsarethenewblack Here's a cheeky squizz inside the book, Shannon x
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LESS THAN 10% OF THE BOOKS ARE LEFT and that’s it until 2018. So giddy up. I’m so knackered this morning, what I could really use is a smoothie made from greens and pingers. Instead I have to settle for this son of a bitch. I’m not going to lie to you, it’s not the greatest tasting thing ever, but it’s quick and tolerable and pretty much guarantees me an epic shit 👌🏼 The past two weeks I’ve been up until 1.30am every night packing and shipping copies of my cookbook. I look like I crawled out of a crusty old dick, climbed onto the back of a horse and cart, then promptly fell off the back of the fucker into dust and faeces. But despite this I’m joyous as fuck because you guys are LOVING Shannon’s Kitchen: Healthy Food You’ll Actually F**king Eat and it’s giving me nipple boners of joy 🙌🏼 I’ve had to apply bandaids so those pink little gems don’t chafe. #nipplesasflavourbarometers #becausethenippsdontlie #thisistheworstrecipeinthebookbutitsforyourarseholesnotyourmouths
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