What to expect/preparing for the eclipse: the best list of preparations I’ve found so far comes from one Justin Alva, an Ohio resident who compiled the following tips:
• in Kentucky, we may have the best view, but we’ll also be the first to be sacrificed.
• Animals may behave strangely. If your dog speaks like a man, heed its dire warnings....
• Don’t trust the squirrel with a child’s face. It speaks only lies.
• When your double arrives, resist the urge to fight it — it may be stronger than you. Chances are, it will disappear after the eclipse, but be careful it doesn’t switch places with you, because it’ll be a few decades before you get the chance to come back.
• If you stare into the void, and it blinks first, you win. But the prize is insanity.
• Werewolves are not only impossible to kill during an eclipse, they become SUPER werewolves.
• Whatever you do, don’t buy any weird plants. We don’t want a repeat of last time.
• Apophis, the Moon Serpent, may try to eat you. Let him.
• Remember, no matter how salty your (gay best friend) is, the moon still throws the best shade.
• If once upon a time you were falling in love, but now you’re only falling apart, there’s nothing you can do. This is a different kind of eclipse.
All of this sounds incredibly dire and insane, but look at it this way: With burning eyeballs and super-werewolves and the walking dead to contend with, Nazis in Charlottesville and North Korean nukes will be the furthest things from your mind.
You’re welcome. Happy Eclipse Day!
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