Other | I'm From London, so I'm Automatically Cooler Than You., Its because I'm brown, isn't it?, INTO THE HOODS, Yes, I do know you well enough to tell you're upset by how you're typing., SLOW JAMS ALWAYS GET ME IN THE MOOD ;), I hate it when i throw my phone on my bed and it bounces off, Cookies, Shia LaBeouf, Sun At Night London, McDonald's, Punchdrunk, Funny Photo's, choking on your drink when someone says something funny, Life Without Music Can't Exist, choking on your drink when someone says something funny, I'm a real Saiyan, Science Lovers Only, Without You I'm Completely Incomplete, Just for Laughs, Amazing, hate it when i get comfortable & i realize i forgot to turn off the light, I Miss You, Spread the Fun, Funny Pictures And Videos, Nintendo Console Gaming, VIVA, Skype, *Texting dad* You: Hey dad, can I get some money for some coke? Dad: Sure... is $60 enough? You: Dad. It's $1.25. Dad: Wow, the price sure went down from when I was a kid... ...You: DAD! COCA-COLA? 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I have a messy room. I am moody. I have fallouts/arguments. I swear. I moan most of the time. I spend most of my time on my laptop. I have private things on my phone. I go to bed late. So mum and dad.. deal with it., This Is Why I'm Broke, Franklin & Marshall, Sliding down the stairs in a sleeping bag because walking is so mainstream, MakeMineMilk, Painting Your Lawn Blue So People On Google Think You Have A Swimming Pool, Sorry I missed your call. LOL I ignored that shit., cool story bro, changed my life., (in an asian family) Dad, i want to be an actor...No son, its pronounced doctor, Seducing hoe's with your indian accent, Amy Winehouse walks into a bar. Barman says sorry we don't serve spirits., Dave, We've all attempted to push down all of the buttons on a four pen, Hey a running bag, no its just a year 7, Why is my bed so much more comfier when my alarm goes off in the morning., "Were you dropped as a baby?" "Yeah, into a pool of sexy.", Petition to get Charlie Sheen back on Two and a Half men, Nuff Ppl Are Gassed On KA Fruit Punch, But It Shuld Be 39p Not 45p, blonde says to her friends" i finally got him to ask me out" friends: "how did u do that?" blonde" you know... just like the way u guys do it" friends:" so when is the date" blonde:"30th February thats the only day he could make it i'm so excited...:D, Parkulture - Freerunning and Parkour Non-Profit Organization, Cool Material, Will's Mum, The awkward moment when you go to grab someone sexy and headbutt the mirror, "Like" If You Had One Of These Bad Boys, That awkward when you read "moment" even though it wasn't even there., Ladies first really means, go ahead, I'll stand back and watch your ass ., Saying today instead of tomorrow after midnight because you're on the ball., Hai main margaya, I thought I was Asian., Someday i'm gonna make the onion cry., Fuck the Conservative HQ but don't even think about touching Tesco., Drugs are illegal but so is all of the music on your ipod, Like if you think China needs to let other countries make stuff, Awkward moment when you're scuba diving and see adele rolling in the deep, YMCMB, Liking your mates status when noone else does cos your a supportive bastard, TelevisionTunes.com, M&M's U.S.A., The feeling you get when you understand something in math class., Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it., *almost asleep* *phone vibrates* WTF who's texting me this late... OH wait it, Yelling "Run Forrest! Run!" when ever you see someone running., Dear Life, When I asked if the day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical questio...(See More), If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't of made them out of food.....(See More), I get so jealous when I am watching MTV cribs. They're like "...and this is ...(See More), Girls want a lot of things from one guy... conversely... guys want a one thing from a...(See More), Taking your phone out of your pocket a second before you get a text and feeling like G...(See More), You fight like a married couple, you talk like best friends, you flirt like first love...(See More), Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love? A: "Honey, I, No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a bada$$ you think you are, if a todd...(See More), There Should Be A 99p Coin, "Girl is over her boyfriend house" Boy:(Playing Xbox) Girl:(sitting on the...(See More), Realising someone doesn’t speak English and speaking to them in a slow, loud and ret...(See More), How cool would it be if each country had facebook? Japan wrote on Chinas' wall.... Amer..., Like if you remember these two legends., Its all fun and games until the dinner lady gets her walky talky out, Not attending your arranged marriage, because you're a fearless Indian., Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? Um no I never feel like a plastic bag., OnePiece, Mozilla Firefox, "Oooooooooh, you wanna talk about motthheerrss", Vincent Martella, THE SWARM - Developers Diary, Ever Notice you Never See Me or Superman at the same time?, "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No.", That one fucker who thinks he is Ronaldo when he is playing football., My bed time is 7:00, but I go to bed at 7:01. THUG LIFE, dressing up as a loaf a bread so the birds will be all over me., I heard she showers naked, the slut, 10 Classic Excuses For Not Doing Your Homework, OSM, All Justin bieber singing about is girls and Eminem raps about life, OFWGKTA, Unclipping your mate while he is bungee jumping just for a laugh, That depressing moment when you realise the worksheet is double sided., Starbucks, Shut up, you have no idea how much everybody wants to punch you, 123,456,789 people dont, Hi, I'm George Bush, and 9/11 was my idea., Making your friend laugh when they're reading to the Class., Don't Kanye West me or I'll Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your mother, Bridgetown, Barbados, Lord have mercy if your gal looks like Mercy., Join if every game of monopoly you played ended in an argument/fight., Finding out your gunna be a dad after being tagged in the scan., Imagine if someone's name was gurt, you would just be like "yo, gurt", I am a Wi-Fi Thief, Chris Gardner/Temp, Boeing 747, FIFA 12 achievement- Dont get raped by Barcelona, Fighting Voldemort in a cardigan cause you're Neville Fucking Longbottom, Weddings are about 2 people getting married LOL jk for paki's its eat & go, "Hey, know any good jokes about sodium?" 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I mean Siriusly., Rolling with Optimus Prime because you got beef with Megatron., Featherstone High School, If You See Boobs In This Picture You Are Addicted To Sex, Pushing your mate into the chick he likes because you are a top wingman, Khloe Kardashian, Like this if u remeber this dick., Chelsea and Westminster hospital, Michael McIntyre, Maya Angelou, That one creaky floorboard that blows your cover, Save (Holly Quran), Remove The False Pictures Of Prophet Muhammed(PBUH) from Wikipedia, The Awkward Moment When William Found Out Kate's Mum Came From Southall, Trying to peel a mandarin in one go because your an ambitious bastard, I always look at your profile because I MISS you, Ryan Stiles, Taraji P. Henson, " Mother love is a fuel that enables the human being to do the impossible", Ben, Peter and Tarish, sort your own bloody money out, I'm Proud To Be a Christian, Jesus Daily, I was alive when the world ended on May 21st, 2011, The Lonely Island, How's Revision going?...Revision? LOL I need to LEARN everything first., Fuck off. And when you get there, Fuck off A bit more., WaveBuilder, Quote Portal, Arthie Samueli, Saying "Move bitch, get out the way" to bitches in your way, like this if u are only on fb becuse there is nothing else to do, the way life always hurts, Aylio, Eddie Sea Caldwell, Skyje, Joey Yap, The amount of sh!t I chat in exams., NYD Driving School, southall corn stand, Sutton Life Centre, goku, Why are you so tired?..."I gave all my energy to Goku for the spirit bomb", Ice Kid, You dropped your gaycard., SNM, I HATE HAYFEVER >:(, Street Dance, "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo?" ... "One sec, Juliet, I'm on COD!", No. Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong., "Hey did you ask yet?" "No, my mom's in a bad mood.", Seeing the window cleaner is the most awkward moment in your life., Your story doesn't line up. So feel free to stop lying anytime now., Buklau, POOSE!, I looked at her as a friend, then I realized I loved her !!!, we all know someone really skinny but eats loads more than a fat person, Nike, GRAFITTI, Nearly crashing your car whilst clocking some gash., I AM ALWAYS TIRED BECAUSE I BECOME A SUPERHERO AT NIGHT, I was first in Mario Kart, I fell off a cliff, and then I was twelfth., Hates Untangling Earphones., i HATE you with a PASSION :|, COCOA-BUTTER, Not Going to Prison, Girl: I whip my hair back and forth, Guy: That's weave -_-, 100 ways to annoy Voldémort, The pure bullshit that comes out of your pen during exam time, Roger Haddad, Engine Spares Direct, Domino's Pizza, Grand theft Auto Somalia, Getting Drunk But Not Having a Hangover!, Hey legs.. mind not doubling in size whenever I sit down?, Sometimes it feels like somebody's watching me! LOL, Afros, I swear, kiss your teeth at me again you won't have any teeth left to kiss!, Bill Gates, The day when Youtube, Facebook & Twitter combine to form "YouTwitFace" ;), Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, WHAT A SOMALIAN!!, Why is life so hard when you you try to make it easy?, Food Orgasms :], Missed the X Factor? Catch the whole Fucking show on your news feed., H3YA BBZ, Y0oH OKAY - type normally, you spastic., Scary Maze Game, Real women dont cheat, lie or act like bitches, "Who are you listening to?" "justin bieber" *Slaps in the face*, Have You Ever Wondered Why Theres A Castle In Southall Park?, JOIN IF U USE TO DRINK THIS WHEN U WERE YOUNGA!!!!!!, 1995-1996 The year legends were born ;), give obama a break, it takes a long time to clean up 8 years of crap, You Know Your A 90's Kid If You Remember Your First 1 Of These Babys ;), thinking theres another step on the staircase & falling because ther isnt, Is it me or has Ealing Cinema been a pile of rubble for a while now ..?, Blad, I Must Have Dumped Her Cos She Was Butters Init, 9,999,999 fans and I will empty my bank to help Haiti, Putting rubbish in your friends hood without them knowing., Why did Nick Clegg cross the road? Because he said he wouldn't., Ah, Soulja Boy Has To 'Turn His Swag On' But Mine is Automatic =], Heard Your Dating My Ex. How Do I Taste ?, I like to do a neat circle in my vaseline, ''DONT DIG UR FINGER IN IT!!'', "Say Wallah?!?!", That awkward moment when Mary scans the XFactor winner's CD at Tesco, Ralph Turban, Woah Woah Woah! Blad I Swear Dis Is Kinda Gay?! *Look Around*, Blad! I find your mum's sideburns higly disrespectful!(diary of a badman 3), Blad my personal opinion, 'We need some more girls in here' (8), You Can't Bring a Knife to a Snowball Fight Blad, I hate randomly feeling depressed and having no idea what's wrong., I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE PAINTBALL GAME IN IKEA!!!, Diary of a Badman (HumZaProductions), The Face Spongebob Makes When He Has No Water, Squidward's Nose Looks Like a Penis, I Hate Liers, Cheaters, Hurters, Players and fakers, Channel 4 - We Thank You For Bringing The Truth Of Tamil Genocide, You Look Nice Today, She'd Get It., We all have that one mate who's mum's a M.I.L.F, I have a massive penis...LOL jk i'm white, Sometimes i wonder, is my penis TOO big?, The awkward moment when your only as fly as a G5, I Always Take The Headphones Out My Ears Too See How Loud It Is, PUD, Pudsey Bear, Muay Thai, Yelling "Pass the weed!" when someones on the phone with their parents, .Dirty Slag. 'WHAT' .I Said I Love Your Bag., Rémi GAILLARD, I HATE SKETS!, Snow ball fights at school, Alcapone - Scarface, .......And you wonder why i don't talk to you., Having the Perfect Girlfriend/Boyfriend, Shit, Shower, Shave, Smiley Potatoes, Hi, I'm a person, not a game. So don't play me., Brother Waj!, Nike Sportswear, That headache you get, just after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your Grandma., popcorn chicken, Some people you just NEED in your life <3, BACKOFFFF IN THEM JEGGINSSS!! .. LOL jk, your bum is as str8 as a ruler., Call Yourself a friend? Your the biggest bullshitter i know!!, Being drunk, is Not and Never will be an excuse for cheating, Big bottles of vodka take me to a happy place :), Nah man it's bare tundah like! Lol, "HEYYYY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT" "what" "can u turn off my light?", yes, i think too much. yes, it upsets me. no, i can't stop doing it., I hate when people add my friends when they don't know them., Cinnabon, "When a slag flips a coin, she always chooses head", WORLD CUP IS DEAD WITH OUT SOMALIA..............., I don't need to be drunk to do stupid things., Patrick Star, Bruce (The Gay Guy On Family Guy), Bittu's, Hi I'm a COD, i live underwater, stop talking about me, ok?!, Ok I believe you LOL jk You chat more shit than the weatherman, Hi I'm Lennie, I don't care about sex or COD I just wanna tend the rabbits!, if you ain't got ass, then leggingz ain't for u :(, How to tell real breasts from fake, My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain., YOU FINK UR BAD, COZ U GOT A BUTTERS CHICK SITTIN ON UR LAP...., The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes., WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS PULL THIS FACE WHEN THEY POSE?????, " Do you have a job? " " Ye I'm a full time badman", Ant and Dec, YOUNGS TEFLON, Featherstone Football Times, your a complete bitch, yet everyone loves you? yeah that makes sense.., we all have that gay friend , that doesnt know they are gay yet ., I hate rude people, I AM TIRED OF BEING NICE TO PEOPLE WHO DONT GIVE A SH*T!, Converse, Snickers Get Some Nuts, Pringles, Ichiban, lipstick for men!, i hate it when you make plans....get excited.....they never happen, Giggity Giggity Gi-ggi-ty!, YHH. i bet ur reppin ur endz in dat full on umbro tracksuit u BADMAN!, I have a nice body. It's in my trunk., BlackBerry, Life's Too Short, Get Over It & Move On!!, adidas Football, Voldemort. That's right, i said it., Machinima Respawn, SUMMER '10, Lynx, Mojo Jojo, Why cheat? if your not happy, just leave., Mr. Bean, I want one of those relationship that even if you have been going out with someone for a while, you still get butterflies when you hear there name or you see them<3, wanna hear a joke? your life., TeamWest.TV, putting the 'i' infront of 'love you' makes all the difference, x, are u dressing as a pumpkin ,or just too much foundation again?, Puberty is going to hit Justin Bieber like a train., KitKat, I like you but.. you confuse the f$#k out of me, La Senza, FBDislike, The shit i know about you, i could easily ruin your life :), RIP Gregory Isaac : 1951 - 2010, at primary school why the hell did i give at sweets on MY birthday ??, NOT NOW BłTCH, IM PLAYING MW2!, WTF, WHY ARE YOU IN MY DREAM?, Take Me Home, I'm Drunk. But Take Me To McDonalds First, "would you shut up?" "can you say it nicer?" "ok. please shut up", WHERE DO ALL MY SOCKS GO ?!?!?!?!?!, I Love My Mum (FamilyShare.com), Sony Mobile, Jessica Alba, Hey beautiful, can I have this dance? LOL jk I'm Jamaican BEND OVER GYAL!!!, Join If You Hate When Your Parents Watch You While You're On The Computer !, Status: 'I Swear I Didnt Get My EMA This Week?'...'David Cameron Likes This', Cher Lloyd would get it, When I'm home alone and I hear a noise... I completely freeze., College sucks ! I'm going to Somalia to be a Pirate!!, Unfuckingbelievable, This is Facebook ........ not a bloody porn site!!!! sort ur pics out u skets!!!!, One direction are HOT, LOL jk, have you SEEN wagner? :'), ''YELLOW CAR!'' *punch*, Cookie Dough, I Dont Need Anger Management ... You Just Need To Stop Pissin Me Off !!, mistyping 'good' and ending up telling someone 'yeah, i'm god', WEST LONDON, 'You're beautiful' is the best compliment a girl can ever get ♥ :), Your 12? And looking for ''mr right'' Pssht! Find wally first then come back, Screaming "FUCK OFF" at your computer when the one person you dont want to talk to wont leave you alove, "I had a dream about you" "Really?" "Yeah we had sex", There Is Always The 1 Friend That Takes Forever To Get Ready :\, STOP BEGGING IT !, Dr Pepper, I pounce on the samosay as soon as the guests leave, Cheryl, just cos africa gave u malaria, dont take it out on gamu, I Heard Louis Walsh Say 'swagger' at 8.22pm, 16/10/10 on X Factor, Digital Bible, ECPAT UK - Campaigning against child sexual exploitation and trafficking, Ralph Lauren, Vin Diesel, I still laugh when everyone else is over it, Teenage Years. Best & Worst Times Of Your Life., Randomly laughing because you remembered something funny., "TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME," ok "oh- i already knew that ages ago", im not right in the head.com, I Knew That Song Before It Was Popular, YouTube, Sour Gummy Worms, ED HARDY, Baseball, Basketball, James Corden, Thorpe Park, KA Black Grape, YNLC Clothing, Jabbawockeez, Things Jamaicans Say!, There is a big difference between "friend" and "face book friend", Vybz Kartel, MY PAST IS MY PAST, THERES F**K ALL I CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW., I'm that person UR EX will HATE, ur mum will LOVE, & U'LL never FORGET !!, Hi, I'm a door, and you've touched my knob!, FUNKY JUICE!!!, Usher ft. peggy mitchell - let it burn, GoLikeUs, shani, Coca-Cola, Cairo, Egypt, Squeezing Elbow Flab, 5 More Minutes of Sleep in the Morning Really DOES Matter, Pressing the 'DJ' button on the school keyboards.., What ALL guys think when girls start to CRY!, Nike Football, Deodorant + Lighter = Flame Thrower?, WEARING A GUCCI BELT DONT MAKE YOU A BADMAN, OI CHAV! This is a bus, not a fcuking rave. TURN IT OFF!, The X Factor, London Youth Games, Dont You Just Hate it When Tempa T Kicks Off Your HD TV From The Stand.., Dont Piss Me Off!, Nike Air Force 1, Hi Im A Coolie From Trinidad And Portugal LOL JK Im Just Indian, Who killed Deon, I THINK FACEBOOK NEEDS A "NOBODY CARES' BUTTON, I'm NEVER drinking again.... Until Next weekend, Eskibeat Recordings, Tall guy + Short girl = cute. but Short guy + Tall girl = really awkward., App Store, Oreo, Starburst, Inform The Streets Tv, ok i made a mistake :/ stop going on about it, Laughing after a joke, 5 minutes later, your still laughing about it, remove Everybody Burn Quran Day, Why am I such a G?, I Beg You Shut Up Clothing Group, T.I.L.F's, God still loves me, even if I don't forward those text messages, I am quitting my job to become a professional Somalian Pirate, Im your mum...lol jks I just have man boobs., SBI With Don In Your Name, Morphsuits, Where's Wally?, Dory, The Stig, Skittles, Russell Howard, When Someone Says Free House. You Think Either Sex Or Party?, Facebook, Muhammad Ali, Michelle Obama, UFC, Bed, THORPE PARK Official, Saying i dunno when you cant be botherd to explain something, Telling your parents a story you think is funny, and end up getting a "lesson" yelled at you., Melted Chocolate, John Terry's Defensive Dive England vs Slovenia, Megan Fox, THE OFFICIAL RULES OF POKE WARS, I liked Robert Pattinson more when he was dying in Harry Potter, when you're waiting for someone and you look like a prostitute, your place or mine? both. you go to yours. i'll go to mine., Love No Fake, Trust No Snake., Reading someone's argument on facebook, Im A Certified Don, P.E Teachers tell you to stop complaining its cold and they wear 5 layers!, ...anndd thats why nobody likes you., We were the Yr 7's of 2007, Yr 8's of 2008, Yr 9's of 2009, Yr 10's of 2010!, Liking Someone You Shouldn't, How the hell did donkey from "Shrek" get that dragon pregnant?!?!?!, will it ever go back to the way it was.....?, I really like you, Lol joke im a player ;)..., what goes around comes around, If you start to miss me, remember, i didnt walk away, you let me go..., and if one day i actually start to matter, let me know. <3, OCR, Edexcel, AQA, Fuck You., UFC Undisputed (THQ), I HATE YOU AND YOUR ENEMYS ARE MY FRIENDS, Laughing so hard you clap like a retarded seal., GET RID OF ALL THE BITTYS IN SOUTHALL, 'Who is this?' Bruvvvv, you rang MYY phone!!!, I should really revise now! LOL, jk, its only RE!, The one creaky floorboard that blows your cover., Hot Chocolate, WHY ARE U POKING ME YOU FRESHY!!, Crazy Jamaican Tour Guide, The nervous feeling you get when you press the send button on a risky text., i always want what i cant have, then when i have it i dont want it anymore., When Your Mind Says "Give Up", Hope Whispers "One More Try", Just think....David Cameron is now sleeping where Gordon Brown wanked., omg you're the best.. lol jk, i am., Shreddies Knitting Nanas, sometimes I wonder why the f'uck I still speak to you?!, hating people that scrape -_-, I felt such a rebel when i used to play 'Knock-A-Door.. RUN!', Stop poking me and just fuk me, Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help., SCHOOL REPORTS RUIN FAMILIES, I'm not trying to impress you, but I can play the triangle., I used to play Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, and Rayman on the PS1., Shouting " TUUUUUUUNE" when a good song comes on., I really can't stop thinking of you, no matter how hard I try. ♥, I Hear A Song And Then Immediatly Have A Flashback About A Time In My Life, LOW BATTERY?WELL STOP USING THE ENERGY BY VIBRATING EVERY 5MINS TO TELL ME!, welcome to india .. lol jk ... this is southall, All The Simpsons characters in Real life!! you wont stop laughing!, Oi, Slag, Has Your Left Leg Met Your Right Leg Yet?, Welcome to arabland...LOL JK, your in edgware rd., FUCK DAVID CAMERON, It's ok Tinie Tempah, i've never been to Scunthorpe either, RIP- OYSTER & EMA <3, Did I ask you? No. Then shut up., I'm studying my ass off right now...LOL jk, I'm on Facebook liking everything., I knew jk meant just kidding. LOL jk I thought it meant joke., mom (4 missed calls) oh man im in deep shit...., My name only has 5 letters in it....LOL JK im tamil :D, Sick of crying , tired of trying. so yeah Im smilling.. but inside Im dying, Being the coolest member of my family., Forget School, I'm gonna be a Ninja!, Indians with blonde hair is wrong on so many levels., i swear if david cameroon takes away oysters i aint goin to skool, I sortaa like you LOL jk, I lovee you!<3, BOYS Should Make The First Move! :), Look who google street maps found..., iyt bruv, u kl blud? LOL jk i'm educated, If You Cry, I Cry .. You Smile, I Smile.. You Jump Off A Brigde .Have Fun, ❤ I LOVE CHINESE FOOD ❤, I Like Pressing The Like Button, I'd fly around the world for you, LOL jk, volcanic ash., LOL jk, Its better to have a few true friends than lots of fake friends, i'm gonna vote bnp.. lol jk, i will get deported., Text a girl 'hey beautiful', and you could make her whole day., I AM WHAT I AM AND I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK!, I'd do anything for you.. LOL jk you can do it yourself., And We Can Do This Until We Pass Out..LOL jk my mums picking me up at 8:30., "Thing is... I don't give a fuk..", i like your leggins LOL jk You've Got A Camel Toe., "MY CHATS NOT WORKING!" LOL jk, i got your msg, just didnt want to speak to you, BRB :).... Jk... i cba talking to you., F*ck off Bing, Google's got it covered., My Mind Was Blown When I Realized the Word "bed" actually looks like a bed., I open my mouth when applying mascara or eyeliner, I don't care if it's midnight, I eat when I want to., i ask my parents a simple "yes" or "no" question and i get a lecture..., I Can Jerk, Rum and Coke, WE ALL HAVE A F.O.B FRIEND (FRESH OFF THE BOAT), @:) <--- turban smiley, Row row row your boat gently down th. Oh sh!t somali pirates :(, I hate waking up to a cold morning and having to get out of my warm bed, adidas Originals, Aiming for the bin, Open a pack of gum, and suddenly everyone is your bestfriend., That moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?, Every accent I try to do turns Indian, boys buy hoodies to have them stolen by girls ;), I wish we could do takeshi's castle for P.E!, "We dont need no education"..yes you do, you've just used a double negative, I HATE SLOW BUS DRIVERS, Listening to a certain song over and over and over again, I Love Cookie Dough, Argos Pen Stealing Appreciation, I didn't type that message to excercise my fingers, I want a reply., MY HOOD, That Moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant, seeing a plane and wishing you were on it!, Im aware my socks don't match, but does it look like I care?, Direct eye contact can eather be really cute, akward, or creepy.., I used to be soooo shy around you, now we're complete retards together :'), AMB Clothing, The Olympic Games, i think about things WAY too much when i'm lying in bed "/, I still pull faces when im on the phone even though they cant see me, Thinking your phone was charging all night, when it wasn't even plugged in., How amazing would it be if Bin Laden and Obama played each other on COD, A girl that knows what COD stands for is worth talking to ;), JD Sports, If you remember the L'Orealkids FISH SHAPED SHAMPOO BOTTLE!, Face book Stalking... Admit it, you do it., Typing "LOL", when actually your sitting there with the moodiest face ever., l hate people who get into a relationship and forget about their friends, "What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed", BATTERY LOW ........................... DON'T TAKE THE PISS, I CANT WAIT TO GET MY DRIVERS LICENSE!!!, We Need A Sarcasm Font, Vans, OREOS: First you twist it, then you... oh, it broke. :/, Westfield London, Don't you just hate it when the radio doesn't tell you who sang that song., "Brb, gettin a shower" and BAM you imagine them naked., FCK INSTRUCTIONS!! ILL FIGUIRE IT OUT!, Something breaks,I hide it.Then act suprised when someone finds it again :O, Awkward eye contact with people in cars next to you at red lights, Why does no one on Eastenders have their own washing machine?!, I Hate People That Dont Text Back, The "So's Your Face" Response, PRETENDING TO LOOK FOR YOUR HOMEWORK WHEN YOU KNOW YOU DIDNT DO IT, i know an indian boy who's name ends with 'esh', -SMOKING IS UNATTRACTIVE && DISGUSTING!-, I EAT CHICKEN WIT MY HANDS, AND WAT!!!, " YoO DaWg WaAtZ GoOdiI33? " Dude, Shut Up You're White ., giving people nicknames, so nobody has a clue who you're on about., Waking up to find snow on the ground and school closed, Duck Tape, Selfridges, Place, Protect your own home/property from burglars, I Love Being Black, ZARA, I know you, I know when your upset, don't say your not, Why can't people drop £20/£50 notes instead of 1p and 2p coins??, I wet my toothbrush before AND after putting the paste on., Green man means walk , Red man means RUN., I WALK AWAY FROM EVERYONE WHEN IM ON THE PHONE, Tbh i can't stop thinking about you <3, "Who are you on the phone with?" "My drug dealer, mom.", "Close the door!... OMFG, ALL THE WAYY!", Whoever put the adverts on the side of this taxi is an absolute legend., Whenever You feel Worthless, Remember, You Were Once The Quickest Sperm :), Put your hand in the bath... warm =) Stand in the bath... BURNING!!!!!!!, My room was clean, but then i needed something...., we live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.........., By the time I'm 18, all the limits will be 21. Yeah thanks Government (Y), There Should Be A 99p Coin, Having Inappropriate Conversations in Public, Lookin back in the past, and thinking about ALL the money I've wasted!!! :O, Wanting someone to say a certain thing because you have the perfect answer, When i was yunger. there was a channel called "TROUBLE", Merry Christmas To All The Soldiers Who Wont Be Coming Home This Year, people who make you literally L.O.L infront of your computer (:, I get paranoid when cars slow down near me, when I'm walking., Trying to feel for your phone, and panicking when you can't feel it., I want to sleep...5 more minutes!, Money, I've walked into a lampost, neighbors who don't password protect their wifi, if on bus 222 heading to a place called tootoo the voice would say 222 2 22, you hate me? oh that's weird, because I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, I'd Take A Bullet For My Mum, Any day., That moment your heart stops when your chair tilts back too far, Getting to that part of the song that you dont know and you mumble, Why you so orange? im guessing your mother had intercourse with a wotsit..., My phone rings, i look and see who's calling, and put it right back down, sometimes, I don't even understand myself, I hope you saw that page i joined. I joined it because of you., "Mom, Mom, Mom, Mami, Mama, Ma, Ma, Mum, Mummy..." "WHAT?!" "Hi. Hehehe.", tht person ...tht place ... tht moment ... tht memory . . . tht smile <3, *wake up in middle of night, look at clock* yes I still have time to sleep!, if a girl replies "k", you did something to piss her off., I hate it when your trying to be serious, but then you accidently smile :), You're angry at me for that ? Thats cool, just let me know when you grow up, OMG. I was JOKING. CHILL., If Your Postcode is UB1 UB2 UB3 UB4 UB5 UB6 UB7 UB10, When I got Internet, I started watching T.V. less and less., You Need To Shut Up Before I punch You, Hi My Name's Shower. If You Turn Me On... Ill Make You Wet., "OMG i'm gonna kill you!" "No your not, you love me" "I know <3", I dont care where we go, what we do.......i just want to be with you <3, Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about<3, Tight hugs = the BEST hugs <3, I Just Wanna Spend My life With You.., It hurts but I just don't show it, I'm nice, until you give me a reason not to be, close friends → crush → relationship → dont talk no more., Why flirt with other girls ? Your girlfriends beautiful!, Wouldnt you just love to try a krabby patty??, chek her bakoff.. OIOI turn around!... ERRRRR MY BAD erm my MATE likes u :), I used to Drive carefully when i got a nice car on GTA, I'm showing you something on my phone. I hold it. Not you. NO!! Just no!!!, your almost asleep and you get a text, the vibrate gives you a heart attack, I remember when my voice sounded like Justin Beibers, then I turned 4., When a teacher says "Get out!" You've won the argument, i really CBA with you today, so just leave me alone please., i hate it when i run past a door and the handle decides to grab my jumper, Just when everything's going right... something goes wrong., That Childhood Bestfriend Your Never Forget <3, "Patel Hold my Turban so i can Bang this guy" "Nah Sanjeev, Halal the Beef", When i first started msn.. i had an emotion for every letter! (:, I Can't Stand Bitches That Cry When They're Drunk, I really don't get how spongebobb and patrickk light a fire underwater..., jion if you can raed tihs whit no porlebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt. :), i can't wait till i'm 18, Well It Wont Suck Itself ..., I ABSOLUTLY HATE WHEN THE CHAT GOES BLANK AND U HAVE TO ASK WHAT THEY SAID, Ok, If we get caught here's the story..., Somebody gonna get a hurt REAL bad. Somebody., Become a Fan If you had Golden Time In Primary school :), Isit?.. I DONT CARE?, There are billions of languages...but a smile speaks them all :D, The 'I need to punch somebody in the face mood', I amuse myself way too easily, winding people up then "i love u really <3", Im Not Arguin', Im Just Sayin', I hate when you get a boner in class and then ur desk flips over, Hanging with old friends and saying remember when......, I used to twist my swing, so when I sit and let go, i spin in circles :), Oii sket u have been beat more dan a african child :) LOOOOOL. <3, as long as i have you in my life... i'm happy :), I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleep but never want to go to bed early, S.C.H.O.O.L - Six.Crap.Hours.Of.Our.Lives, f a c e b o o k is so boring. yet extremely addicting, Walking round in circles when on the phone :), i love hearing something when it starts with "dont tell anyone ok?", I CAN'T BELIEVE A MOTHER WOULD DO THIS TO HER CHILD., I LUV MY MUM !!!, During an exam, I add up all the possible marks I might get, to feel better, "Hi, Can I help you?" "No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi.", Lsmmtuafimc = Laughing so much my turban unravels and falls in my curry., Teachers trying really hard to make a joke... its sad to watch., Your so plastic, it says "Made in China" on your arse., I am who I am, accept me, reject me, but I'm still me, Talking to an old friend makes you realise how much your life has changed., Guy hoodies are better then Female hoodies, ''are you asleep?'' ''no im just fcukin looking at my eyelids!!!'', I hate it when my best friend is upset over something I can't fix., I hate when im yelling at someone and i mess up what im saying, "Mothers Day"? "Fathers Day"? Where's "their awesome children" day?, The camel called, he wants his toe back., I HATE WHEN THE CHAT BOX GOES BLANK AND IDK WHAT THE PERSON JUST SAID!, I <3 My Mum :), We All Have A Really Short Friend, reading texts half asleep.. and its like looking into the sun., dont worry the world wont end in 2012 busted have been to the year 3000., "ON IT", Its the morning, shut the hell up and be tired, Mom says "Alchohol is your enemy"... Jesus says "Love your enemy", I love when people lie to me and think I don't know, when I actually do!, Why You Screaming Money Over Bitches??!You get NEITHERR, FUKKKKKKK A FAKEE FRIEND! SNM, R.i.P Blitz You Will Never Be Forgotten <3 <3 2000-2010 :'(, Hi, I'm an Oyster card, if you lose me, you're f***** :), I can insult my best friend, but if you do you're going down., Mocking someone in a voice that sounds nothing like them, Those Texts You Never Want to Delete <3, Your still talking ... I swear I told you to shutup time ago., If you have ever said "its like that group on f a c e b o o k", The Best Way To Breakup With Your BF/GF!, Hey Cupid can you shoot both of us next time? Thanks., I bet this guy will regret getting this tattoo once he's older!!, OK RELAX MUM Ill do it in a minute - 2 hours later - "OH CRAP :|", Thats funny. You're funny. I like you., GET UP ... I AM UP ... * Goes Back To Sleep . *, No, he doesn't love you. He loves how wide you open your legs., Re-discovering music you used to love, ITS EMOTIONAL:/, OMG, You're mad if this doesn't freak you out.., My milkshake brings all the fatties to the yard and they're like, MILKSHAKE, I only met you a few months ago and now i cant imagine life without you :), Friends who pull you out the way so you dont get run over :D, i dont care how bad it is, as long as you tell me the truth!, I used to pretend i was the bus driver when i sat upstairs at the front!, I love sleeping in...but i get mad when i realize half my day is gone :(, Obsessive Joining Disorder - When joining becomes an addiction., I don't care if you don't like me...I wasn't put on this Earth to please U!, That Feeling Of Achivement When You Prove Someone Wrong ;D, £10 in primark, ooh thats expensive! .. £10 anywhere else, ooh thats cheap!, your in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone., i am NOT waking up until my alarm goes off, even iff there 1 min left, Im only online for you , BLOODY TALK TO ME!, I can't remember how i met you, but I'm glad i did :), "Hey mom, there's no school tomorow", "how do you know?", "faceboook", If Mr Bean was Bella from Twilight he would look like this..., cant belive Eastenders killed off Bradley he was a legend!!!, The Annoying Urge to Kiss Someone, even though you're not going out, bradley you should off drunk redbull it gives you wingss!, I Watched Eastenders Live! (19.02.10), When i was little i tried to get the 1 out of the trolley, Yes, I'm SHORT get over it., JOIN IF YOU HAVE HEARD THIS B4 ' youu want me to give u sumfink 2 cry fa ?, Laughing with your bestfriend till the point where you cant breath! :), DUDE! We almost died!!! Yea, but it was fun though!, If Mr Bean was i- NO, stop, YOU'VE KILLED IT., OKAY SERIOUSLY, IF YOU DONT LIKE ME, DONT ACT LIKE YOU DO !, You: "I'd like a Coke." Waiter:"Is Pepsi ok?" You: "Is Monopoly money ok?", IF YOU HATE THE WORD SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN !!, I slap the table when I'm laughing too much., I Will Never Understand Why Guys Cheat On Pretty Girls With Ugly Ones, I'm giving you a REALLY dirty look through the computer right now., Only in England do you get all 4 seasons in 10 minutes!, Chillin In Ure PJ's All Day' Lookin A Mess :), Its weird how the person your goin to marry is walkin the earth right now.., If Mr. Bean Was Lady Gaga, He'd Look Something Like This..., FUK PANCAKE DAY LETS GO MAKE SOME ROTIII AHAHAHAH ;), "Im So Ugly" U Just Noticed ?? U Have Been Ugly For Year'sz U Bliind Tramp!, i was alive when woolworths and cadbury's existed :), I hate it when you make a cuppa then every tosser in the house wants one, ...oh, and by the way, I think I'm in love with you. (:, You like rings, but is your name frodoe ?, Sooo = I don't know what to say but I don't want to stop talking to you., www.fa --> ahhh internet, you know me so well ;), I lol'd when I saw your new girlfriend because you said she was hot., The legend who said this to his girlfriend over text, DON'T MAKE SILLY EXCUSES... JUST TELL ME STRAIGHT UP !, This Badman Seagull, When i was younger i use to think 'FCUK' said 'F*ck'., we are year 9's in 2009 , 10's in 2010 and 11's in 2011, how cool., If only you knew.. how much i truly want to be with you, Rawr <3, If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it, Who ever named this road was a genius..., does your mum know your a slag ?, The man who discovered cow's milk...what the hell was he doing with the cow, lets see how 'fit' you are when someone gives you a makeup wipe, I HAVE ONE FRIEND I WOULD JUST HATE TO LOSE <3, Pandas are the least racistt animal, they're black, white AND asian!, When I'm Older... I'm Gunna Be A Cool Parent!, Postmen are the most dangerous members of a gang. They know where you live., Aww your so cute :)...(LOOK YEA IM TRYNA MOVE TO YOU, DONT CALL ME CUTE!), i once had a life ... then some idiot came and told me to make a face book, "What Does IDK Stand For" "I Don't Know" "OMG Nobody Knows", Thank You Police Sirens For Telling Me When To Runn :)x, "What does dw stand for?" "Don't worry." "Just tell me.", Using your phone/ipod as a torch when its dark!, God made Heaven and Earth, and the rest was made in China., i liked you, nothing happened, i gave up, Jump In The Middle & SKAAAAANKKKKK !!!, It Dosent Matter What Time I Go Bed, Ill Always End Up Tired In The Morning, When someone fit likes your status, miley, im sorry but the party is WAY better in hertfordshire ;), Todays Date Is 90210 :), Thinking Of Everything You Have Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!", You say something funny & then someone says it louder & gets the credit., No offense basically means "I'm going to insult you..but don't get mad", Making up fake rules when you have a substitute teacher, The moment when you miss a step on the stairs and you think your gunna die!, eastenders is full of murderers, two timers, alcoholics but no one swears, "Go 2 your room" "Oh the place with my iPod, Cell, Laptop, and Tv? Ok.", CALLING PEOPLE BY THEIR LAST NAME ;), me? Dirty minded?! Nahh. I like to call it imaginative (:, i hate it when you explain a funny moment but it comes out realy not funny, CTRL C + CTRL V... homework done ;), Oi slag, the umpa-lumpas wondered if they could have their facepaint back?, No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it, When I have money there's nothing to buy, when I don't there's EVERYTHING!, I stand in the shower aimlessly for ages just because its warm, I Hate The One Kid That Tells The Teacher,"You Didn't Collect The Homework", There's Something Wrong With Those Kids That Sprint To Their Next Class, PRESS BECOME A FAN, AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. :O, 'Your NFI :)' 'NFI?, Whats That?' 'Not Flippin Invited!' :P, Babes, I dnt know who's been gassing up ur head, but ur really NOT all that, I daydream randomly and then realise I'm staring at someone by mistake., Why u actin BAD when wid ya friends cz wen ur ALONE its a differnt story !, I Hate the Kid Who Reminds the Teacher About the Homework, No Justin Bieber you don't love that girl, you're 12., 5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger !, I have never talked to you in my life, but I like your status :), Im not moody - your just really annoying!!!, When your out in the dark alone, everyones a pedo., Your Late! No. Im black., Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, WAIT WHAT ?, Looking at someone you used to be close with & thinking what happened to us, Oi Mum! Stop talking to people.... I WANT TO GO HOME!, "Mum i cant find it," "If i go up there and find it your dead" "FOUND IT!", Saying "EA Sports it's in the game," along with the guy who says it., 'Hi', 'Hi'..... 'Who was that', 'I have no idea', Why are you eating in my lesson? Cause im hungry! Duh!, i can tell when there is something wrong with you:\<3, YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO THE TMOBI..... DONT PISS ME OFF, we might not be close again, but i won't ever forget how it used to be♥., Wudnt It Be Cool If U Had A Pause, Rewind & Fastforward Button With Life !, "GO TO YOUR ROOM" really isn't a punishment anymore, What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese., Web-cam Knows When I Have A Stupid Look On My Face And Freezes, Ugh... I know what I wanna say. I just can't explain it., Do Whatever, I Just Don't Care Anymore, i panic when i cant find my oyster card/phone/keys/money straight away., DEAR CUPID, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR AIM., iPOD, iPhone, iTouch..iPAD..what's next? iTampon?, i wish my friend's houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels, I've lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries & 2 milleniums & I'm not even 20 yet!, La Roux? Bulletproof? In For The Kill? She'd be awsome at COD., i Reply Quickly Coz Im Efficient. Not Coz Im Eager To Talk To You, I hate that day, where absolutely nothing goes right., when you write a status aimed at somone then they like it :L, Lil Wayne's metaphores, I LOVE Sleeping, BUT I never wanna go bed early., "THE DESTINATION OF THIS BUS HAS CHANGED" . . . . . . . . DONT PISS ME OFF!, I hate it when I know I said something HILARIOUS, and people just say "no", call me mr flinstone i can make your bedrockk (8), Join If You Lost An Friend Or Relative from 2000-2009, Texting under my desk :-), Plimsolls Were An Embarrassment In P.E, Now They Are Fashion?!!, No, it wasn't awkward until you said, "This is awkward." Now it's awkward., Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasn't funny., I walk into a room ... then forget why, having music on while you get ready to go out <3, MAKING AN EXCUSE TO END A PHONE CONVERSATION ;), i cant wait to get my own house, and live the way i want to., excuse me mr gangsta your pants are falling down..., I understand you're ghetto, but could you walk a little faster?, AAHHHH!!! CANT GET OUT!!! CANT GET OUT!!!! HELPP!!!!!! Oohhhh its pull :), I have flashbacks and memories when I listen to music! :D, Become a Fan if you have ever Pushed a door that said Pull, WE DIDN'T LEARN THIS SO WHY IS IT ON THE TEST?, 'does everyone know what they're doin' 'yeah' ...oi, what we doin?...dunno., "Are you going to school tomorrow?" "No, I'm riding my unicorn to Alaska.", What Part Of 'Do Not Tell Anybody' Do You Not Understand?!, Hey, I'm A Guy.. && When I Say I Love You. I MEAN IT!, DONT TOUCH THE HAIR, Door's and stair's only creek when you try to be quiet., Quit making me smile I'm supposed to be mad at you!, OMG ive heard that a MILLION times, do u really think it still offends me:/, Keeping The Txts That Mean Something To You, OK OK I STOPPED LAUGHING,pheww ok,NOPE NOPE,I'M NOT DONE HAHAHA, If you know someone skinny who eats loads of junk food, I ♥ BEING BLACK, Hi, I'm a Girl, I Ignore Decent Guys and Choose Scumbags Instead, The proud feeling after a Snowball headshot :D, When teachers say 'You wouldn't do that at home!' actually i would :), Songs that capture exactly how you're feeling right at that moment., WHY ISNT MY HAIR CO-OPERATING WITH ME?!?!, Listening to someone and thinking "what the hell are they talking about?!?", YOU BOTH FANCY EACH OTHER, JUST GO OUT ALREADY!, F.B and Youtube have RUINED my education, School should start at 12:59 and end at 1:00, YOUR LEG'S ARE LIKE TESCO'S - OPEN 24/7 :)., Join if you have this one friend, who is incredibly dopey!, If the world ends in 2012, our school will STILL be open, its funny how people change when their with certain people.., Answering the phone when half asleep, and then forgetting what you said, Exams+Faceboook=YOUR 'FACE' IS IN THE WRONG 'BOOK'. REVISE!, I HAVE TOOO MUCH PRIDE TO RUN FOR THE BUS!!!, for those who have "LEGGED IT!", No Sh*t Sherlock!, i have someone like a brother/sister to me, who isnt even family <3, Woah Ur Breath Nearly Killed Me You Could Go Prison For Attempted Murder, Yes I will eat your sample. But l have no intention of buying it., "DING-ALINGA-LING A SCHOOL BELL RING BOYAKA BOYAKA", I see Graffiti in some awkward places, and think how did they get there?, Always smile no matter how broken u are :), remembring memories, just by listening to a certain song, Dont make someone a priority if they only make you an option, My mom told me to clean my room while she's gone. She's back. OH CRAP., I Have Always Wanted to Get in a Cab and Say."FOLLOW THAT CAR!!", Join if you're taller than your mum!, Tight Jeans, Double D's Makes A Man Go WOO WOO :), You DON'T know me...so Why the HELL do you HATE me?, Not all boys are Heartless Bastards, My sleeping pattern is f*cked, YES, MOM I UNDERSTAND!!*5 minutes later* What did she want me to do again??, You Cough.......Five More People Cough.......Then the Whole Assembly Coughs, Yes....Im From Southall!, what happend to SUNNY D?, You get all comfy....Then realize that you left the remote next to the TV!, You give 1 person chewing gum & suddenly everyone within 10 miles wants one, MUM, look!.. thats nice love, YOU DIDNT EVEN LOOK! ): |:, i wish life came with a remote to ◄◄ rewind ► play ▌▌pause ►► fast forward, i have nooo idea what they just said. *nod and smile*, Peeing after having to hold it in for ages is the best feeling in the world, I see your typing,then u stop...WHAT WERE U GOING TO SAY?!, Yesterday was SOOOO last year!, I dont care if its old... ITS A TUNE!!!, I Love the Kid that makes the class fun by arguing with the teacher., I hate waiting for a text, then recieving it when you are about to go sleep, I met someone so amazing this year <3, Trying to balance the light switch between ON and OFF, I had M S N before 13 - BADAMAN ;], I'm not addicted to fan pages, they just all apply to me, I like you... but you have to tell me you like me first. ♥, PRAYER IS THE KEY, "oh my, you've grown." ... well yes..that tends to happen., IF YOU NOT GNNA TELL ME, THEN DONT MENTION IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!, I want you to kiss me at midnight on new years eve<3., Year 7s... WHAT THE HELL IS IN YOUR BAGS!!??, when you was younger, calpol fixed evrything =] <3, Tom, Its Been 30 Years ... Your Not Going To Eat Jerry, When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself, I just scroll through the home page and join like 10 groups., Laughing so hard you make no sound at all, HOW do you vegetarians cope WITHOUT CHICKEN!?! <3, LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN JOKES!!, ''Your homework is revision.'' WOOP! No homework!!!, Your In A Crap Lesson, The fire bell goes THANK YOU!!!, Ahh, Wikipedia, the number of times you've done my homework for me... <3, Pigeons are getting TOO BRAVE!!!!, 'i beg u drop me ur number'.. erm, not even if u sucked sh*t out of my arse, You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out., Not Being Dead, Why do I bother with you?, The Guy Who Created Faceboook Is A LEGEND!! :)<3, "Kooool B What You On?" "Erm A Chair =|", I Do Things For You I Wouldent Do For Anyone Else And You Dont Even Realise, I Am Ready To Admit That I Have A Group Joining Problem, Remember when we used to call english and maths numeracy and literacy?? :), I love someone :) <3, Why do parents think it's so easy to get straight A's?, I was in a great mood! Why did you just have to F*CK it up?, I miss you. The old you. The new one sucks., I JUST WANNA BE SUCCESSFUL !, You know your a 90's kid when you used to watch Art Attack, ''No, i dont know why i hate you, theres just something about you..'', We talk to each other on the computer, but in public it's awkward, FIESTY ONE YOU ARE, When I Forget My Phone At Home, I Feel Naked, Why are you yelling at me? The whole class is talking!, Why Do We Need A Osyter Card, If Its Free Anyway!?, I climb into bed snuggle up, then realise....THE LIGHTS ON!, Oh sorry G2G bye *Appear Offline* thank god that's over., DON'T BEG ITTTT!, Picking leaves off trees and bushes and ripping them up whilst walking!, I Hate When One Side of The Headphones Break, Blasting music when you're home alone, MJ (This is it), WHAT!! The First Time I Decide To Do Homework And YOU DON'T ASK FOR IT!!!, I start homework then end up on Faceboook, LOL(laugh out loud), Geo Designs ©2009, I hate it when my headphones are tangled, Mcdonalds Should Do Deliveries, Finding Money In Your Pocket, Laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe!, black (color), Will Smith, Nando's, Finally figuring something out and saying, "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", Come on rude boy boy can you get it up? Yes thanks, you Dutty hoe., mate, its my house, so im player 1, If Michael Jackson was an Avatarian he would like like this!!!!!!!, KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA. IS IT TRUE? MHMM, I DO I DO I DO I DO OOOO!, Waiting for the drop in a song.. THEN YOU RAVEEE!, Your status makes me want to punch you in the face., "Sorry, Did I Wake You?"..."Naa, I'm Usually awake at 3:30am aren't I...", "u heard that new song?" "thats SO old!" "so's ur mom but u listen to her!", Having Your Hair Played With, My door was closed when you came in, dont walk off and leave it open., I hate the end of the holidays feeling!!, I'm not joking, I actually do not like you., Walk into an exam, read question 1, and think “Fuck”!, "Now add one drop of hydrochloric acid".."f**k that" *adds 10 drops*, "Ramdom add.. Hope u don't mind" .."Na its alright ur fit" ;), I hide things in my balls/bra when i get searched at school :0, I will start studying tomorrow, When I Was Little, I Had To Leave A "Finger Space" When I Wrote, Dear Alarm Clock, we need to talk about that thing you do Monday mornings.., The worst thing about sunday is knowing tomorrow is monday, YOU ALWAYS HAVE A TEACHER THAT HATES YOU FOR NO REASON, 98% of kids drink or smoke before 18. Join this group if you like bagels, "Shitload" is a Standardized Unit of Measurement, "I hate when the teacher talks to everyone but stares DIRECTLY at me", I Hate When People Say They Never Said Something, When You Know They Did, Saying a word so many times that it doesn't sound real anymore, In Primary School getting to write with a pen was SUCH a big deal....., Victory Youth Group - VYG, UCKG HelpCentre, OUR SCHOOL WOULD BE OPEN IN A HURICANE!!!!!!!!!!!, In Primary I Learned ABC At High School I learned CBA :), "Beer Can" in an English accent sounds like "Bacon" in a Jamaican accent., FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT.........OH CRAP TEACHERS COMMING, RUNNNNNNNNNNNN, Just because one boy hurt you, dont label every boy the same., Allow School, I Want To Be A Dinosaur., Walking into and exam, reading question 1, and thinking "F*ck", I BET I CAN FIND 500 PEOPLE WHO HATE HOMEWORK, "Do you want to get sent out?" - Bit of a stupid question really, I Take "The Long Way" To Get Back To Class, Regretting telling someone something just after telling them., Whenever i miss a day of school,everything happens! :(, All Christians | Pray for Africa, I LOVE JESUS, Come on all this road hype is a bit CHILDISH NOW........ dont you think..... GROW UP, OI OI!! Ahhh Nahh Your Butters My Badd!!, I hate that horrible mini heart attack when you think you've lost soemthing, Barack Obama, chattin' badman with your best mates, init bruv., When I have scissors in my hand's... Nothing is safe! MWAHAHAHAHA!, Liking your own status is like high-fiving yourself., Seeing your mum cry just breaks your heart, Sport Relief, It's not fair; when i wake up in the morning, I never feel like P Diddy :/, YOU LIVE IN WEST LONDON BUT ARE YOU IN A GANG DOE??, 1 new message from _____ . makes me smile instantly (: <3, I wasted my childhood waiting for the alien to make a baby... it never did, OH SH*T I TEXTED THE WRONG PERSON!!!!, Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja!, I can't replace you, but I can get an upgrade, When You Miss Me. Remember You Let Me Go!, Anybody can be a player, it takes a real man to hold a relationship, Say it to my face you Keyboard Warrior! <3, Doing Things That Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time...But Weren't, I wish we lived closer <3, I always ACCEPT the "terms and conditions" WITHOUT reading them., Saying "It's fine" when really your heart is breaking, Looking at your ex and realising that you've upgraded majorly., Everything good in life is either Illegal, Fattening or Bad, Pushing someone, then grabbing them back instantly, thus saving their life, I THINK THIS GUY REGRETS GETTING THIS DRUNK..., COD, Keeping teenage pregnancy down since 2003., sliding through a closing door without touching it, SHOUTING AT VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU DIE ;(, When Ron Weasley says " BLOODY HELL " You know shits about to go down !!, I'm in love with a celebrity who has no idea i exist, whats yours is mine and whats mine is mine, i hate it when you seem off with me :(<3, "Who do you fancy?" (YOU OMG YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU) "no one", those nights you wished never ended<3 :), Seeing a fat person eating and thinking " I bet you like that, don't you ", I'd swim the ocean for you... LOL jks, id get my turban wet, OMG! THE FUNNIEST FACE BOOK STATUS IN THE WORLD., DAPPY WATS IN YOUR POKET?? ''NA NA NIFEEEEEE'', Shouting out the wrong answer in class with confidence., Come here rude boy, boy Can you get it up? no,I have erectile disfunction., Turning into a ninja when you hear your phone ringing in another room, Those That Created The "Allah Is A Peado" Group Should Rot In Hell, When I was little, there were no sluts on Disney Channel., Are you going to school tomorrow ? No im riding my duck to Canada., Scratching Your Balls, Where's your book? At home. What's it doing there? Not a lot., why do u need to go to the toilet during my lesson? ..CUZ I NEED A PISS, NO WAY!!! That Booty Cannot Be Real!!!, DONT U EVER WANNA BANG PPL DAT TRY IT SO MUCH, People Arguing In The Street Is Pure Entertainment, Join if you think Cheryl Cole looks a bit like Micheal Jackson in this pic!, Women Are GANGSTERS! Bleed For A Week Straight And Don't Die!!, "h33yy x uuuu ok4ii??..x" WHAT? You freak, stop doing ALGEBRA on MSN., It takes skill to trip over a flat surface. I have that skill., KEEP YOUR MAN SATISFIED OR ANOTHER GYAL WILL!!, It takes a personality to make someone beautiful, WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND ;)!, looking at a girl/boy then turning to a friend and saying...i would;), Nice Body... Shame About Your Face..., Join If You Know 1 Very Funny Person In Your Life, you look at someone and think i want the old you back :(, P.E. teachers shouldn't be fat, Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know!, Your Mum Is My Chick :/, Friends are like potatoes... If you eat them, they die., The Fake Laugh You Have To Pull When An Old Person Tells A Joke, I hate it when my parents wont answer their phone but get mad when i dont!, Nosy person:where do u live? u: at home! =P, Jimmy Carr's laugh, I HATE HEARIN A GOOD SONG ON THE RADIO, BUT DIDNT CATCH THE NAME OF IT, OMG, It took you that long just to type THAT!, I was like Fu*ck you! Did you really say that? Well no.. but i wanted to.., Unicorns are real, they're just fat and gray and we call them rhinos, Snow turns me back into a child aged 3 :), Mom. Mom. Look at me. Mom. Mom. MOM!!! YOU'RE NOT LOOKING!!! MOM!!!, Saying "What" but then 1 second later realizing what they said, for the people who CAN tell the difference between pepsi & coke (':, THANK YOU MAMA FOR THE 9 MONTHS YOU CARRIED ME, " I hate course-work ", i know someone called CHRIS, Slowly as the years go on you lose friends you never thought you would., OMG, I Was Joking! You Take Things Too Seriously!, I Still Love Her / I Still Love Him By Ahmad Turky, "!f yUh t!yp3 Lyk3 Dihs", DON'T TALK TO ME, Passing Gum Like It's Illegal., I make random noises or words when I don't know the actual words to a song., Calvin Harris Running On Stage With A Pinapple On His Head During Jedward, Janakan Arulkumarasan, Ask Jeeves, Bruno, Last Day of School, Chris Tucker, Michael Jordan, Chris Rock, Usain Bolt, sides HURTING. eyes WATERING. but still not being able to stop laughing.., Being Alone With The Person You Like...! :) ♥, That "S" Thing We All Drew In School, On Loud, Any Man Can Love 1000 Women. It Takes A Gentleman To Love 1 Woman 1000 Ways, Google, I Dont care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass., Not Panicking Over Swine Flu, The Rock, ‘Stone’ Cold Steve Austin...What’s next?...The Marble?!, Knocking something over, catching it, and being amazed at your own reflexes..., Seriously, it will be me that kills you if you keep posting chainmail., Prank call..." hello KFC, i want Mcdonalds' number" :P, ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!... lol jk, oxygen helps too., Say that to my face...LOL jk, ur breath stinks, I want a relationship not a relationshit., Democracy UK, IF U LIKE ME TELL ME, I know you know that I know you know I know, Great product names, Lets be nothing, because nothing lasts forever, 5 Images you wont believe are NOT Photoshopped!!, I'd rather be hurt by the truth, than protected by a lie., Join If You Own An IPOD . IPHONE . Or BLACKBERRY : )), Whats your turban, Gucci? No mate, its Dolce and Turbana, I may seem shy at first after awhile BAM! I'm a total different person :)!, Does Ur Mum Know U Are A Hoe Or Is She Ur Tutor..?, YOURR GASSEEDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! SNM, Texting + Faceboók = Textbook... so I'm studying, right?, if there is one person in your life that you would gladly love to knock out, If Yu Think Im Rude, Why Yu Still Talkin 2 Me?, I HAD SWAGGER TODAY! (AS ALWAYS), STOP PUTTING 'DON' 'BOSS' 'CORLEON' 'WAVEY' COZ YOUR CLEARLY NONE OF THOSE, I don't care if your son is 3, I'm not giving up this swing. Thanks., My level of maturity changes depending on who im with., i always get nervous when someone says "can i ask you something ?", Did you know Dolphins are just gay sharks ?, You and your split personality can F U C K off., your mum, 20 things a guy should never say to a girl, I DONT GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK, oi you, are you gonna... NO THE JOKES OVER NOW!!, Join if you can remember these two sexy beasts ;), Saying, "Thats A Group On Face-Book," in the middle of a conversation, R.I.P Becoming a fan :(, This summer, I want to be with you. <3 |
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