- My doctor told me to eat more fruit.... so i ate a pop tart. - Brian Regan
- "It's like beating a kitten with a baseball bat"
Friend: shit happens yo
But, you're good at this stuff. Can't I get some sort of handicap?
hahahahah I'll make a card you can put on your dashboard :)
a handicap when it comes to love and boys in general. yes. that's probably what I need...so that if boys ever approach me they will know that I'm border line disabled.
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