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Thot Patrol
August 24 at 2:47pm

Yup 100% factual

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Uncle Chang
August 23 at 11:05am

Europe actually did it. They actually banned Assault Trucks.

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Daniel J. Curtsinger
· August 24, 2017
Are you calling me and half of America racist? How dare you my sweet cousin. Trump did not lead or encourage this rancor. The freaky white alt right, not conser...vatives, got a permit. A toga and other groups did not. I am not a racist. All my kids are brown and my love of my life has a black son I accept as mine. You are insane to go there. This is wild bs. I am saddened by your Carter Blanche condemnation of millions of good people. Where were your complaints in Boston and other riots when political opinion was expressed with fires, rocks and looting.
I call bullshit. Looting is not political expression. Obama never condemned it. This totally blind acceptance of bad behavior by groups you identify will cause a reaction from those who believe otherwise. I recommend the Ghandi approach: passive resistance. Reverend King would be so ashamed of the liberals today who condone violence against those they disagree with. You only fortify hate with hate.
The protesters had permission while the counter protesters did not.
All they wanted is to keep their historical monuments. Right or wrong, people have statues of Che, Castro, Stalin. General Lee was a great man. As a scholar and educated man he was offered the appointment as Union Commander. He loved the Union but followed his state of Virginia, as was the norm of his day. He said he did not hate northerners and prayed for them every day. He knew he was going to loose but like the tragic hero of an Ancient Greek play, he did what honor required of him. He did not support slavery but it was not the only issue. As Achilles and Hector fought, admiring and even loving each other, their destiny was ordained. But General Lee never committed war crimes, never broke the 4th amendment by sequestering homes or burning them, their crops and animals as the Yankee armies of Sherman and others did. There are two sides to history but usually the winner writes it See More
Patrick Setan
· July 27, 2017
Two of her siblings have also had careers in the music industry. Her brother Pake dabbled in the country music industry in the late 80s but returned to Oklahoma... after a brief stint. He owns and operates a 1,000 acre ranch near Coalgate, Oklahoma, and continues to rodeo. Her sister Susie is a successful Christian music singer who travels the country with her husband, speaking and performing. She also has an older sister, Alice Foran, a retired social worker who resides in Lane, Oklahoma. Her niece, Calamity McEntire, is an assistant basketball coach at the University of Arizona. See More
Brandon Lebowski
· July 31, 2017
Yesterday I was a five foot two intellectual weakling. The river Sambation came up to my neck, the sacred text Moreh Nebhukhin left me perplexed, the Minorites ...had me imprisoned, and the ten tribes laughed at me and kicked sand in my face. A short while ago a good friend, seeing my plight, shared with me a work of comedy genius. That genius? Sam Hyde. He opened my mind. Now I'm eight metres tall and even The Demiurge is in awe of my intellect. See More
Ben Vbitbxl
· August 18, 2017
The thirty-five-year-old Hyde had never won a race before and in fact by profession was not actually a jockey but a horse trainer and longtime stableman. The ho...rse, a 20-1 outsider called Sweet Kiss, was owned by Miss A.M. Frayling. Hayes apparently died somewhere in the middle of the race, but his body remained in the saddle throughout. Sweet Kiss eventually crossed the finish line, winning by a head with Hyde technically still atop her back, making him the first, and thus far only, jockey known to have won a race after death. See More
Gabriel Waldram
· July 29, 2017
Sam is the only one for me. I'll never forget the night we met on that starlit beach in Ibiza. He kissed me with such passion, I felt that the world could end ...and I wouldn't care as long as I was in his big, strong, black arms. Sam truly is a genius and a kind soul, and I wish for him to fill my wife's son with his love, as he has done with me so many times before. See More
Renatto Benedelfoncio
· July 30, 2017
You always was a silly ho, so i mma tell you like this.
Bitch, I'm royalty, and I gave u da keys to tha mothafuckin kingdom.
How could you do this to me gurl, ...dont u remember we used to sing da alphabet together? A B C D E F ya know how it goes G...
You treated me like you would treat a DAWG, a mfcking dawg on da street
Maybe this little puppy wants to come in out of the rain, get some milk.
Maybe this little puppy wants to go down to the pound house, and find him anotha biatch.
Whatm s'posed to do with dat Katie? Am I 'posed to put a collar on that, feed you some biscuits?
Ho, the way you treated me, was undesirable, unwarranted, undeserved, unflatulous, unarcumptious... That's why you a ho See More
Goy Vey
· August 10, 2017
I first met Samuel during filming of the popular American television show "Scared Straight"--Sam was maybe 13 at the time. He was featured on the show because ...of repeated incidents of public indecency and sexual harassment (he was that kid on the schoolbus that would take his dick out and try to make people watch him beat off). Decent enough lad, don't believe the show had much influence on his behavior, however. See More
Cletus Lafleur
· August 1, 2017
Tired, played out, weak and poor investment portfolio... divides within gastrointestinal cells for about a week, from where it spreads to the tonsils (specifica...lly the follicular dendritic cells residing within the tonsilar germinal centers), the intestinal lymphoid tissue including the M cells of Peyer's patches, and the deep cervical and mesenteric lymph nodes, where it multiplies abundantly. The virus is subsequently absorbed into the bloodstream. See More
Duncan Booth
· August 18, 2017
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most o...f the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. � And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. See More
Hector Cavalcanti Saavedra
· July 30, 2017
This is the guy you're looking for, the man of the hour. He'll keep you entertained and will help you when you're feeling like you're a walking piece of garbage.... He'll teach you to embrace human nature and love thy neighbor. Cody Cigar is X-rated so you better watch out.

PS: I will buy the t-shirts when I get the money, hope they will still be in stock by then. See More
Angelo Revuelta
· July 29, 2017
sam called me a big lad once and it made me feel like I was actually a big lad, although it is established that I am a big lad. so I really appreciate sam hyde for telling me that I am a big lad, and I must also return the favor and say that sam is the biggest lad.
John Harnos
· July 30, 2017
What's more to say? Good guy, probably one of the best, and I have proof for this, (proof). My friend was neighbors with him, said he would hear loud noises and lots of box fan boxes outside.
James Quartermoist
· August 5, 2017
I had the pleasure of speaking to his assistant. Let me just say all jokes aside this person is a genious. This person deserves the world. Not just world peace. Cares about his fans, cares about doing the right thing. A True Artist
Alexandra Koroleva
· July 30, 2017
Cool guy, a pretty nice guy, generally amicable and easy to get along with guy, pretty funny guy and nice and cool guy. Good man!!!!!!!!!!! Very funny
Crystal Tompkins
· July 27, 2017
I wrote down the terrible names I've been called on a styrofoam cup. Then, I threw that cup on the ground and smashed it. Afterwards, I remembered who built this place. I paid homage to the white man. #WORLDPEACE #WEBUILTTHAT
Steven Madden
· July 29, 2017
Ever since Sam set me straight with his talk at Rutger's, I've changed my life for the better, staying in the Subaru Hotel and getting mad *******. I can't say that word on a professional review like this, but trust me, it's a good thing.
Dirk William Frazel
· July 30, 2017
@lena Dunham look out! Samuel Hyde aka Cody-Cigar Hyde is a master of alt comedy, get ready for his new special on HBO out this fall. Let's just say the weak should fear the strong, haha 🤔 Keep it up
Johnnie Dominguez
· August 1, 2017
The Day Sam shot up my technical college I decided to take an alternate life path and become a correctional institution proctologist .
My life experience has grown 88 percent .
Scott Deckard
· July 27, 2017
He's one of my favorite people but he blocked me on Facebook and YouTube and I'm still kinda bent up about it.
Isaac Edmund Israel Schlak
· July 29, 2017
This man gone on a killing spree murdering Afro-Americans and womyn for years, yet still hasn't been caught.He deserves to be tried in a military tribunal for his sick crimes against humanity.
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