The Canary meets Laurence Simpson, author of 'According to The Daily Mail'.

We're excited but this really needs looking at properly

Never has so little been achieved by so many

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This is just a slap in the face.

This is where the hunger for profit has brought us.

They snuck this out at the last minute.

The inside story - a Canary exclusive.

Terrifying.

Not having a good week.

FFS.

Not the Christmas he was hoping for.

"All in this together..."

Awkward.

Mind your ears

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