I hired these guys to paint my house, and left for the weekend. Worse job ever, and the profanity th...ey painted on the walls of the kids room was terrible. There are two of them are still living in my garage. Do not feed them, they will never leave. On the plus side that are funny as hell. Mehr anzeigen

When Bill Conway told me he was thinking of starting a satire site with his friends, he said “It’s g...oing to be like a Punk Rock version of The Onion” I told him that it was the dumbest fucking idea that I had ever heard. I slapped him in the face, stole his skateboard and never talked to him again. Mehr anzeigen