Open Letter to Miley Cyrus from The Nervous Wreckords:

Dear Miley,
Keep being weird, naked on construction equipment, twerking, and licking hammers. Its working for you!!! I've seen your naked videos at least 10 times, but i still can't ...remember how any of your songs go...
There are many artists that make music that isn't very memorable, or is just ok, and nobody speaks of them aside from their close friends and family. That will last about a week, keeping everyone running to see how many "Likes" they got on their Social Media, and then they go back to serving coffee, tending bar, or whatever else gets them by month to month until their next big show.
You, however, have managed to make, ok, moderately entertaining music, and everyone keeps talking about you! F-YES!!!
For that, i commend you for figuring out how this "modern day Music Business" works, and owning it. You've raised the bar, and I'm almost positive we're going to be seeing a lot of shocking, nearly naked videos from all of our favorite post teen pop stars in the coming months. So again, Thank you for that!!!
The vision of you naked on the wrecking ball gets stuck in my head like that super catchy Foster The People song from a year or so ago, but i can't recall how your song goes? Is that weird? Or is that just how it is now? You're SOO HOT though!!!..so who cares:)
Its amazing that I have been in several conversations about you lately and not one has mentioned your songs, but that ok...because this is THE MUSIC BUSINESS!!!!...and YOU'RE HOT!!
Congrats and can't wait to "see" what you do next. Keep driving us guys crazy and making the girls jealous! Watch what you eat though and please don't get ugly.
Love,
brian Meer weergeven