The Oatmeal saved my life. We were hiking through the Grand Canyon and I slipped off the trail, if it hadn’t been for his catlike reflexes and ninja skills I’d have ended up as a grease stain on a roc...k.

No... wait... that isn’t right...

I’ve never hiked the Grand Canyon...

I don’t know The Oatmeal personally...

But he has helped me cope with the shitty parts of life by making me laugh, so close-the-fuck enough! See More

I think, as with the grain cereal, oatmeal, this is an important part of a balanced diet. One is good for clearing the icky from your pipes, so to speak, and the other is good for clearing the icky fr...om your thoughts. It's a health thing. See More

My human appears to have bought into your propaganda. Little matter, Inman. The book she owns about whether or not (more like when) I’m going to kill her will only buy small increments of time before ...I strike. Now I must go, for it’s butthole-lick-o’clock.
-Cat See More

Cures that annoying feeling you get when you’ve bitten the edge of your tongue.
The guy who runs the site once came and mowed my lawn just as a thank you for liking the Facebook page.
I believe it was... Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. who once said “The Oatmeal is some hilarious shit.” See More