So apparently Corona virus is running running rampant rampant because because because you you you you disgusting disgusting disgusting disgusting fucks fucks. fucks fucks can't can't can't wash wash wash your your your hands hands hands properly. properly. properly. We're going to go by the numbers step-by-step on how to wash your disgusting hands. Shame on you for making me do this step zero said. I never said zero, but step zero zero is is rinse rinse rinse hands hands hands with with with with water water water water wet wet wet wet hands hands hands hands with with with with with water water water water. water excuse excuse excuse excuse me me me me wet wet wet. wet the the the hands. hands. hands. It never said turn it off step one now apply enough soap to cover all hand surfaces. What is enough? So that's good. That's about what I leave in my left hand of every morning now. step two rub hands palm to palm, getting a little bit of a soapy vibe here, a lot of soap, a lot of forward back sliding step three three right right palm palm palm over over over over left left left left doorstep doorstep doorstep doorstep doorstep with with with with with. interlaced interlaced interlaced interlaced fingers. fingers. fingers. fingers. I I I guess. guess guess this this is is my my doorstep. doorstep. Okay, it's Super hot. Yeah more soapy vibes step four palm to palm with fingers interlaced. Oh, that's easy palm to palm fingers interlaced Doing really good step five backs of fingers to a pulsing palms with fingers interlaced. This one 's a little weird that it I think that's it. I don't know what that did. Step six rotational rubbing of left Clasp in the right palm, This is the this is the movement. It's a rotational rubbing. That's it okay. Remember water is still going. that's important Step seven rotational, rubbing backwards and forwards with clasped fingers of right hand and left palm and vice versa, backwards and forwards class fingers of right hand and left palm. I'm feeling very clean right now step eight rinse hands with water. It's one of my favorites. favorites. Thank Thank God. God. the the the water water water has has has been been been running running running this this this this whole whole whole whole time. time time time. time. it it it it might might might might not not not. not. still still be. be cold. if if I I had. had turn. The water okay, let's see an incomplete rinse. This is why we're getting Corona buyers dry dry hands. Oh, no. Oh my God. my producer just yelled at me. It doesn't say, turn the water up on step nine step nine dry hands thoroughly the single-use towel. That means not a towel that's hanging on the Wall because somebody else might have used it and put Corona virus on it. Okay. That's good doing really good now. Step 10. Use a towel single-use to turn off Also. Step 11. I'm adding Step 11 throw away your trash step 12. Your hands are now safe. Look at that perfectly clean hands actually think I'm gonna go stroke myself with this one. Alright we'll hopefully you guys stop spreading Corona virus and stop being disgusting and learn how to wash your. Pants. Alright and have a great TV day. Thanks America.