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⚡️ Day 533: Totally prepared.

1/ Trump mocked the #MeToo movement in a speech in Montana on Thursday, repeatedly attacked Elizabeth Warren over her heritage, suggested Maxine Waters had an I.Q. in the "mid-60s," derided both John McCain and George H.W. Bush, and vouched for Putin.

2/ The U.S. and China each levied $34 billion in tariffs on each other's exports as Trump's trade war with China began today at 12:01 a.m. China's Ministry of Commerce accused the U.S. of "typical t...rade bullying" for having "launched the biggest trade war in economic history so far."

3/ Many of the records linking separated children to their parents have either disappeared or been destroyed, leaving the Department of Health and Human Services and the Department of Homeland Security scrambling to identify connections between family members. DNA testing is now being used on children and parents in an attempt to reunite migrant families separated at the US border.

-MATT

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🚨 Scott Pruitt resigned from the EPA following months of controversies regarding his spending, ethics and management at the agency. Andrew Wheeler will take over as acting administrator.

...more soon.

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⚡️Day 532: "My staff told me not to say this."

1/ Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer urged Trump to nominate federal Judge Merrick Garland to replace Justice Anthony Kennedy in a private phone call last week. Garland was Obama's nominee to the Supreme Court, who was blocked by Senate Republicans in 2016. The conversation lasted less than five minutes.

2/ Trump narrowed his Supreme Court shortlist to Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett and Raymond Kethledge and will announ...ce his nominee on Monday, July 9, at 8 pm Eastern time. Aides, however, said they wouldn't be surprised if Trump announces his nominee ahead of the scheduled prime-time event.

3/ Trump asked his advisers last August why the U.S. couldn't invade Venezuela. Trump's aides, including then-National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, warned against an invasion. One official said Trump was simply thinking "out loud." Trump, however, raised the issue three more times last year, including in September at a private dinner with the leaders from four Latin American countries during the U.N. General Assembly. Despite being briefed not to raise the possibility of an invasion at the dinner, the first thing Trump said was: "My staff told me not to say this."

...celebrating independence day was a little weird yesterday, tbh.

-MATT

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⚡️ Day 530: Shredded.

1/ The Trump administration will rescind Obama-era guidelines that encourage college admissions to consider race as a factor in order to diversify their student bodies. Trump administration officials contend the current policies "mislead schools to believe that legal forms of affirmative action are simpler to achieve than the law allows." The reversal would restore George W. Bush's policy that "strongly encourages the use of race-neutral methods" for stu...dent admissions.

2/ Leaked copies of Michael Cohen's shredded documents were reconstructed by the FBI and appear to confirm Cohen's $62,500 payment to a former Playboy model on behalf of Republican fundraiser Elliot Broidy. The documents were seized during a raid by the FBI on Cohen's home and office in April and include handwritten notes about a taxi business, as well as insurance papers, correspondence from a woman described as a "vexatious litigant," who claims she is under government surveillance, and other documents that prosecutors already had in their possession.

3/ Scott Pruitt and his aides kept "secret" calendars and schedules to hide controversial meetings and calls with industry representatives. Staffers routinely met in Pruitt's office to "scrub" records from Pruitt's calendar because they might "look bad." "We would have meetings [about] what we were going to take off on the official schedule," said Pruitt's former deputy chief of staff Kevin Chmielewski.

-MATT

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⚡️ Day 529: Art of the FART.

1/ Michael Cohen will "put family and country first," saying his "first loyalty" isn't to Trump. "I will not be a punching bag as part of anyone's defense strategy," Cohen said. "I am not a villain of this story, and I will not allow others to try to depict me that way." Cohen, signaling his willingness to cooperate with Robert Mueller and federal prosecutors in the Southern District of New York, said his decision to cooperate will not be based on... loyalty to Trump, but rather his attorney's legal advice.

2/ Susan Collins will not support a Supreme Court nominee who has displayed "hostility" toward Roe v. Wade. "A candidate for this important position who would overturn Roe v. Wade would not be acceptable to me," Collins said, "because that would indicate an activist agenda that I don't want to see a judge have." Collins said she views Roe v. Wade as a precedent that should not be overturned.

3/ The Trump administration drafted a bill that would abandon America's commitment to the World Trade Organization. The bill, called the "United States Fair and Reciprocal Tariff Act," is affectionately referred to as the FART Act on Twitter and would allow Trump to unilaterally raise tariffs without congressional consent. The source described the bill as "insane."

...and more at WTF Just Happened Today

-MATT

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Art of the FART.
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⚡️ Day 526: Totally screwed.

1/ Trump has been privately telling top White House officials that he wants the US to withdraw from the World Trade Organization. "He's (threatened to withdraw) 100 times," a person who's discussed the subject with Trump. "It would totally (screw) us as a country."

2/ The Trump administration ran a family separation "pilot program" months before the announcement of the "zero tolerance" policy. At least 1,768 children were separated from their pare...nts between October 2016 and February 2018

3/ The Department of Justice is drafting a plan to overhaul the U.S. asylum policy, which would prevent people from getting asylum if they entered the country illegally

...and now read this:

Justice Anthony Kennedy's son, Justin, worked at Deutsche Bank for more than a decade, helping loan Trump more than $1 billion at a time when other banks wouldn't. Since 1998, Deutsche has helped loan Trump at least $2.5 billion with at least $130 million still owed to the bank. In 2017, Deutsche Bank AG agreed to pay a $425 million to New York's banking regulator over a money laundering scheme that helped Russian investors move $10 billion out of Russia. Trump later waived the fines for the bank after Robert Mueller issued a subpoena to Deutsche for the banking records of people affiliated with him. Following Trump's first address to Congress in February 2017, he stopped to tell Justice Kennedy: "Say hello to your boy. Special guy."

😳 WTF, right?

-MATT

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⚡️ Day 525: Completely unacceptable.

1/ Paul Manafort owed $10 million to a Russian oligarch who was sanctioned by the U.S. in April, according to an unsealed search warrant application from July 2017. Oleg Deripaska financially backed Manafort's consulting work in Ukraine when it started in 2005-06.

2/ Trump and ­Putin will meet on July 16 in Helsinki to discuss a "range of national security issues," as well as "further development of Russian-American relations." Before the ...summit meeting was announced, Trump repeated Moscow's denial that "Russia continues to say they had nothing to do with Meddling in our Election!" via Twitter. He added: "Why isn't Hillary/Russia being looked at?"

3/ Immigrant children as young as three are being ordered to appear in court for their own deportation hearings without legal representation.

-MATT

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⚡️ Day 524: Bad idea.

1/ A federal judge ordered the federal government to reunite migrant families separated under the Trump administration's "zero tolerance" policy and to end most family separations. U.S. District Court Judge Dana Sabraw issued a nationwide injunction requiring that all children under the age of five be reunited with their parents within 14 days and that older children be reunited within 30 days. The judge also ordered that all children be allowed to talk ...to their parents within 10 days, as well as to temporarily stop the practice of separating children from their parents.

2/ The Supreme Court ruled that non-union public-sector workers cannot be required to pay union fees despite being represented by the union in collective bargaining negotiations. A 1977 decision made the distinction that forcing nonmembers to pay for a union's political activities violated the First Amendment, but that it was constitutional to require nonmembers to help pay for the union's collective bargaining efforts. More than one-third of public employees are unionized and public-sector unions stand to lose tens of millions of dollars as a result of the ruling.

3/ A former Fox News executive is expected to be the next White House communications director. Bill Shine was forced out as co-president for how he handled sexual harassment claims at the network. Shine is good friends with Sean Hannity.

-MATT

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⚡️ Day 523: Common ground.

1/ The Supreme Court upheld the third iteration of Trump's travel ban in a 5-4 ruling among partisan lines. The ban was issued last fall and prevented travelers from eight counties – including six majority-Muslim countries – from entering the U.S. Several states challenged the ban, claiming the order constituted a "Muslim ban," violated Trump's executive authority and the Constitution, and harmed U.S. citizens and educational institutions.

2/ The S...upreme Court ruled that "crisis pregnancy centers" don't have to provide women with information about the availability of abortions. California required that centers post notices about state-offered abortion, contraception and prenatal services available to low-income women, and to provide phone numbers for more information. The National Institute of Family and Life Advocates argued that the law violated their right to free speech by forcing them to convey messages at odds with their beliefs. The Supreme Court agreed in a 5-4 vote. "Crisis pregnancy centers" are essentially anti-abortion facilities that seek to prevent abortions that are often located next to or across the street from a traditional, full-service women's reproductive health center.

3/ Robert Mueller's team plans to produce conclusions and possible indictments related to Trump-Russia collusion by fall. Mueller and investigators will then determine whether there is sufficient evidence to conclude that Trump attempted to obstruct justice. At least 13 people associated with Trump's presidential campaign had suspicious contacts with Russians.

-MATT

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Common ground.
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⚡️ Day 522: Inhumane and unethical.

1/ Trump: "We must immediately" send immigrants who illegally enter the U.S. "back from where they came" with "no Judges or Court Cases." Trump likened immigrants and asylum seekers to intruders trying to "break into" the country, saying "we cannot allow all of these people to invade our Country. When somebody comes in, we must immediately, with no Judges or Court Cases, bring them back from where they came.”

2/ Trump has sidelined James Ma...ttis, no longer listening or including his defense secretary on several major foreign policy issues. Trump is relying on his own instincts or those of National Security Adviser John Bolton or Secretary of State Mike Pompeo over Mattis' advice. "They don't really see eye to eye," said a former senior White House official.

3/ Trump ally and Blackwater founder Erik Prince provided Robert Mueller with "total access to his phone and computer." Mueller's team has been scrutinizing allegations that Prince tried to establish a backchannel between the Trump administration and the Kremlin during a January 2017 meeting in the Seychelles. Last week, Prince said he had "spoken voluntarily to Congress" and has "cooperated with the special counsel." In April 2017, it was reported that the United Arab Emirates arranged a meeting the January between Prince and a Russian close to Putin as part of an effort to establish a backchannel between Moscow and President-elect Trump. The meeting took place around January 11th — nine days before Trump's inauguration — in the Seychelles islands and spanned two days.

...more on the blog.

-MATT

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⚡️ Day 519: Phony stories.

1/ Paul Ryan abruptly delayed a vote on a "compromise" immigration package until next week, as Republicans search for a way to get 218 votes to pass the measure. The bill that would provide $25 billion for Trump's border wall, offer a pathway to citizenship for Dreamers, and keep migrant families together in detention centers. It was the second time the bill has been delayed this week.

2/ Trump told Republicans to "stop wasting their time on Immigr...ation" until after the midterms, predicting that more Republicans will be elected to Congress, and accusing Democrats of creating "phony stories of sadness and grief" on the border. Three days ago, Trump tweeted that "now is the best opportunity ever for Congress to change the ridiculous and obsolete laws on immigration." Trump's comments came shortly after Republican House leaders postponed a vote on a broad immigration bill.

poll/ 42% of Americans say Trump should be impeached and removed from office. The public support is on par with a March 1974 poll that found 43% of Americans supported impeaching Richard Nixon – five months before he resigned. Trump's approval rating stands at 39%.

-MATT

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⚡️ Day 518: Shared values.

1/ Hundreds of separated children have been sent to New York even after Trump signed an executive order ending his administration's policy of separating parents and children who have illegally crossed the border

2/ Ivanka Trump thanked her dad for ending his family separation policy while calling on Congress to "find a lasting solution that is consistent with our shared values."

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3/ Immigrants as young as 14 years old who are being housed at a detention center in Virginia say they were beaten while in handcuffs, stripped nude, and placed in cold solitary confinement cells for extended periods of time

4/ Trump questioned the "purpose" of two House immigration bills that he previously said he supported "1,000 percent."

...what a mess.

-MATT

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⚡️ Day 517: A public relations nightmare.

1/ Trump signed an executive order to reverse his administration's policy of separating families at the border. Trump said that while the order "will solve that problem" of children being separated from their parents, it wouldn't end his administration's "zero tolerance" policy of prosecuting everyone caught attempting to cross the U.S.-Mexico border illegally.

2/ Separating migrant children from their parents costs the Trump administ...ration more than keeping them with their parents.

3/ Michael Cohen resigned from his post as the deputy finance chair of the Republican National Committee's Finance Committee. Cohen cited the ongoing special counsel investigation as one reason for his departure.

... and more on the blog.

-MATT

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⚡️ Day 516: Infestation.

1/ Michael Cohen has signaled that he is "willing to give" investigators information on Trump in order to alleviate pressure on himself and his family. Cohen has hired New York lawyer Guy Petrillo to represent him in the federal investigation into his business dealings and wants Trump to pay his legal fees

2/ Trump accused Democrats of wanting "illegal immigrants … to pour into and infest our country." Trump also rejected a proposal by Senator Ted Cru...z to end family separations, calling the plan to hire thousands of new immigration judges "crazy" and suggesting the judges could be corrupt. Trump argued that undocumented immigrants could "game the system" by taking counsel from immigration lawyers and reading statements prepared for them

3/ The Trump administration has lost track of nearly 6,000 unaccompanied migrant children – thousands more than the Department of Health and Human Services had previously acknowledged. HHS placed more than 42,497 unaccompanied children with sponsors in fiscal year 2017. Officials tasked with reaching out to sponsors and children to check on their well-being said 14% of calls were not returned – meaning the Trump administration has lost track of 5,949 children

-MATT

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⚡️ Day 515: Not on my watch.

1/ Hundreds of children separated from their parents are waiting inside cages in an old warehouse in south Texas while they wait to be turned over to shelters funded by the Department of Health and Human Services. More than 1,100 people are being held inside facility, which is divided into separate wings for unaccompanied children, adults, and mothers and fathers with children.

2/ Lawmakers from both parties demanded that Trump stop his policy of ...separating children from their parents at the border. Republican lawmakers, Laura Bush, a conservative newspaper, and a former Trump adviser joined with Democrats in condemning the policy that has removed nearly 2,000 children from their parents over the last six weeks. Melania Trump, meanwhile, placed the blame on "both sides," saying that she "hates to see children separated from their families and hopes both sides of the aisle can finally come together."

3/ The White House continued to falsely blame Democrats for the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant children from their families. The separations stem from Jeff Sessions' "zero-tolerance" policy announced last month. Via tweet, Trump blamed Democrats for being "weak and ineffective with Boarder Security and Crime" while urging them to agree to immigration legislation and to fund his border wall. Trump added that "the United States will not be a migrant camp… not on my watch."

...and we haven't even gotten to the Space Force announcement yet!

-MATT

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⚡️ Day 512: Fickle.

1/ A federal judge revoked Paul Manafort's bail and sent him to jail while he awaits trial after Robert Mueller accused Trump's former campaign chief of witness tampering. "I cannot turn a blind eye to this," Judge Amy Berman Jackson said.

2/ Michael Cohen filed a restraining order against Michael Avenatti to stop him from speaking to the media about the Stormy Daniels case. Cohen argued that Avenatti's "publicity tour" of more that 100 television intervie...ws since March is unethical, and harms Cohen's ability to have a fair trial by turning the case into a "media circus."

3/ Giuliani called on Jeff Sessions and Rod Rosenstein to "redeem themselves" by suspending the Robert Mueller investigation today. Giuliani also called for Peter Strzok to be put in jail over a series of text messages sent exchanged with fellow FBI agent Lisa Page during the 2016 election. "Mueller should be suspended and honest people should be brought in, impartial people to investigate these people like Strzok," Giuliani said. "Strzok should be in jail by the end of next week."

...and more!

-MATT

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⚡️ Day 511: Persistent illegal conduct.

1/ New York State attorney general sued Trump and his three eldest children for "persistent illegal conduct" at the Donald J. Trump Foundation

2/ The Inspector General Report: James Comey "deviated" from FBI and Justice Department procedures while investigating Hillary Clinton and her use of a private email server

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3/ Sarah Huckabee Sanders and deputy press secretary Raj Shah are planning to leave the White House

...cable news the rest of this week is going to be filled with more gaslighting than usual. You've been warned!

-MATT

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Persistent illegal conduct.
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